Happy Friday people,
I’ve spent most of this week praising whoever has persuaded all the nation’s women to adopt a winter uniform of hotpants/short skirt, tights and boots. Well done that man – Great Portland Street outside my office is truly a site to behold. Elsewhere, I'm flexing my foot follicles in preparation for Monday. In the time-honoured tradition of making a return to MNF it's my final op and even though I've asked for Beckhams right one, it's my muzel I'll get Gingbags!!!!
Still there’s time for you all to make tits of yourselves for a good cause, if you respond to this email within the next hour you win a place in Mondays game. Anyone who has had the indignity of being late will recognise this as a great prize.
Also I’ve been happily defacing Simon Dewogfraud's engagement pics on Facebook, in new and amusing ways, there's even one of our finest MNFers helping himself to the silver whilst no one was looking! (Give it back Didge it aint funny anymore!), I'm sure you'll agree MNF is game to be at on Monday, and trying to come up with new and inventive emails every week to make organising the Game a worthwhile endeavour.
Have a great weekend! Soccerette Anyone???