MNF 22nd

There are tons of football games every year fighting for your adoration, and it is your civic duty to pick the ones that are worthy of you. Luckily, I've done the work so that you don't have to…

Put your name in the ring for next week (featuring star Darren Stepsky) and you'll also get a discount ticket to my NYE party. It's so sexy you'll cancel all of your plans just to look at the birds some more…

Happy Chrimbo

Soccerette Anyone???

MNF 15th

Ok apart from today being the Ginks Burfday, (celebratory hug in car park for all of you) I’ve got him some magic lessons he’s gonna make you think he's a sleight-of-hand messiah by making a cigarette vanish right in front of your eyeballs… 

Supermodel + twerking + chocolate = confusingly sexy viral video… (not an MNFers Missus banging on about more bollox that no-one cares about on FB) 

Xmas just became X-rated with these super-sexy NYE Party from Hed Kandi, come on Dudes you know you want too…

Soccerette Anyone>?

MNF 8th

Want to impress your Missus’s with a double-whammy of brains and brilliant organisation? Join me on New Years Eve at Hed Kandi, got a few tickets left at proper discount…

Rejoice! Our favourite Loud Mouth Damon Letzer is back presenting things on our 4th Gen Green…

& Our very own jump-searing pro DJ ASH breaks the defence code and leaks the ball intel skills that'll take our next kick-about to another level…

Soccerette Anyone???

MNF 1st

We don't do Thanksgiving in the UK, but next week MNF is pledging allegiance to the star-spangled game and chowing down, American style…

That been said did you know its Black Friday today, and Peter & David’s Cellphone Store isn't the only phone shop to bring the net to its knees because of their huge discounts on Adult Toys… No,  but is there anything more repulsive about naked consumerism, then two presumably sane grown women violently grappling over a Polaroid widescreen TV with £60 off? - yeah I know, I didn’t even know they made TV’s?! 

Right, I’m off to find a bargain on Amazon, Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 24th

From epic superhero MNF performances to celeb mate property developers, the geeks have well and truly inherited the earth. Tag a snap of your funniest possession on the MNF Twitter or Facebook and you could feature on in next weeks game..

Are you a fully-fledged member of the MNF patrol? Only one way to find out…

Soccerette Anyone???

MNF 17th

MNF rocks up at Borehamwood British HQ every Monday and refuses to leave until Damon tells us exactly what the world-conquering, all-knowing game has a winner.

How did the world of MNF get so damn sexy? From football to Mobile phones by way of star striker Deniz Aziz, MNF charts the ways in which MNFers really do inherit regular status.

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 10th

Spice up your life without bursting into tears and become a chilli conqueror, I reckon we should organise a MNF trip to the Red Dog saloon & do THE DEVASTATOR CHALLENGE, thoughts?

Thursday Nights in Shoreditch proves time and time again that geeky girls are the hottest girls around…see below 

Mens tights are this winter's MNF strongest look, and Defraud, Chilli & Vinnie are just 3 inarguable pieces of evidence to prove it…

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 3rd

Can't be bothered to pop round to the Ginks to watch a film? No worries, you can go to our incredible youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/MNFmassive/videos (Featuring all of you MNFers) on your iPad and tablet devices instead…

By the way He's the Red Top who is about to get married and has a shockingly naff neon light in his living room…

Short of scaling walls and picking up restraining orders 9no names mentioned here!), this email is the greatest way to sneak a peak at some stunning DJ groupies…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 27th

Looking for a girl that you can buy a dog with, laze in bed with on a Sunday and spend the rest of your days living like you're in a rom-com? Or maybe just some weekend fun? Then check out these hotties from my last Beefa trip

Stop worrying about sweaty palms and follow Richard Ashley's fool-proof tips to becoming a dating pro...

And meet Damon Letzer, the super moany southgate king trying to take over MNF whilst simultaneously becoming my favourite Facebooker…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 20th

From jazzy cheese on toast to hot girls in Pjs, there are loads of reasons to be excited about the nights getting longer MNF is one and posing some burning questions to Professor Chilli Churchill, the man who single-handedly made running marathons cool…

Im now on my way to the Dam for another round of ADE so who fancies the Soccerette?

MNF 13th

Can't be bothered to pop over to Ibiza for the last time this year? No bother, I will, and i’ll send you some incredible snaps (featuring some hotties) for your iPad and tablet devices…

If you’ve just got engaged stop worrying about getting sweaty palms and follow Damon Letzer's fool-proof tips to becoming a wedding pro…

& don't mess with Spencer Simons is just one of the lessons we took away from Monday Nights game…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 6th

Let our resident Runner Chilli teach you how to craft the perfect pimped-out super slider Marathon… Well done Son!

Richard Ashley is a pioneer of the Gingbag celebrity selfie, but none of his efforts will ever compare to my sexy sultry Hairy one a few years back…(see Facebook)

According to a load of recent studies, we're not having as much sex as we used to, and when we are... it's not that great. Here's how to fix up your sex life…MNF

Who fancy’s the Soccerette?

MNF 29th

The world is changing rapidly. MNF can give you the skills you'll need if you want to remain employable in 20 years.

Instagram is a wonderful place that's not just about delicious sepia-toned food and people's pets stood near puddles...

MNF emails, they're funny (sometimes!), they're on Facebook,  they'll make you happier, richer and more efficient.

And they feature Soccerettes

So tell me, who’s in?

MNF 21st

Even I don't know how i managed to pack so much amazing brilliance into my latest Ibiza trip. But I did it, somehow…

Theme parks spend millions every year to build bigger, faster, loopier rides than their rivals. Richard Ashley rode them all and then proposed…

Follow my how-to guide for the simplest and slickest MNF email reply style, that I guarantee will set you apart from the average MNFer that forgets to reply…

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 8th

On Monday, a top-secret football game took place with botched up teams. Here's everything you need to know about the MNF's mysterious new picking system, and how it could end up being abused...

MNF wants to know about you. What motivates you? What are you interested in? Enlighten me by becoming the first to reply and you might just win a place in the Team.

Naked pics of sexy celebs all over the globe are being posted on the internet after a hack… needless to say Deniz Asizberg has nothing to do with it, but does have the link….

Who fancy’s the soccerette?

MNF 18th

If you don't want to know what MNF is all about, you might want to look away now…

Damon Letzer has brought joy and laughter to us all with some of the greatest comedy comments ever made during a game of football.  We need sixteen MNFers next week  to enjoy other Monday without the funny man…

Awkward cheek kisses and failed fist-bumps are no laughing matter - unless this hottie from yesterday Bowls over to you, that is…

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 11th

Sound the sexy klaxon! Damon’s still away!. What better way to celebrate than another MNF, favourite Richard Freed donating the McLaren to the first to reply…

Summer is a wonderful time of year. It's bikini season, the BBQs are out, everyone's in a better mood and, of course, girls everywhere are bopping about in a variety of denim wonders. Here's a demonstration…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 4th

He's a former Mr Universe Great Britain, so naturally anything Dave Lee does is going to be immensely boring. Especially with dinner on a boat business he's got us doing on Sunday…

My namesake Orlando Bloom became an overnight, international hero on Wednesday (I missed it unfortunately and not that Cipriani is any good in Ibiza) after taking a swing at Justin Bieber. Apparently, the little tyke made a rude comment about my ex sister-in-law, the outrageously stunning Miranda Kerr…

So before you seal the deal with your summer romance, prepare yourself for a little OCDness with the Ginks strangest Cockfosters habits…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 28th

The Holiday season has officially begun, meaning we are gonna struggle for numbers for our Monday Night sporting goodness…

With the Gink in Ibiza, Damon in US and Josh landing this week in the Algarve, MNFers everywhere are gasping over their keyboards & contacts list which needs to be penetrated deep to get our beloved game happing next week – Not even the potty–mouthed publishing phenomenon that's warped your girlfriend's sex drive is gonna be a good enough excuse…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 21st

Because the world is in an Instagram frenzy and a friend of the Ginks has gone sexy selfie mad…(Goldcard)

And If your idea of a good night is greasing up the missus like a cross channel swimmer, then tantric masseuse Dave Lee might be around to lend a hand...

Former MNF star Chilli takes fitness to a whole new level with these fun runs in this ridiculously hot weather…

You missed Hed Kandi's 15 birthday bash last week but not to worry, I got her number…..

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 6th

Hello

I don't know much in this crazy world but one thing i’m certain of is that Richard Ashley is in LOOVVVEEE. Especially when it comes to watching the World Cup with a slight audio delay …

From barbecuing better chicken to nailing this summer's surfer trend, this MNF email is bursting with enough summery goodness to bring even the most miserable goth out of hiding (Simon Defraud)…

Remember Monday when everyone forgot that a 8-a–side football match was happening and lost their shit over these unbelievable World Cup Groupies?… they’re coming to Hed Kandi tomorrow night if you fancy?

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 7th

He's represented MNF in Miss Universe and eaten creepy crawlies in Miami. Now the 45-year-old Cockfosterlian pops his cherry with his first girl friend to move in…

It's not just the Gink I'm absolutely bloody proud of this month. There's over 3 hours of drop dead amazingness tunes that I span last night…

Djing isn't just about amazingly sexy hotties that come and watch, but it definitely should be…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 30th

Because Wimbledon shouldn't just be about tennis, expensive strawberries and that drinking game where you have to spot Cliff Richard…

I'm still not entirely sure why Spencer thought a cheeky nibble at Tom was acceptable but i am thankful for the MNF gold it's produced…

Someone just raised the bar for the whole #banMNFersthatletyoudownlastminute debate..

MNF 23rd

Football is all well and good but which nation has the sexiest DJ's in the entire world?…

There's World Cup madness left, right and centre-forward at the moment. Chances are, you might have missed a load of these brilliant things happening in the process…

Including this weeks MNF email..

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 16th

Here's why you should be wetting yourself with excitement for the next instalment of MNF..

On Monday, A couple of you suggested that MNF should start its own summer party. It got me thinking - could one MNF's sexy, selfie-snapping wife be onto something?…

It might be too late to enter a World Cup Sweepstake but there's no reason why you can't treat yourself to 1 hour of footy instead….

Soccerette Anyone???

MNF 9th

Instagram are getting themselves in a right old state, all because of a few sexy selfies, a #MNF and #GingbagWeddingMiami. Below is why they're batshit crazy…

Looking for a girl that you can buy a dog with, laze in bed with on a Sunday and spend the rest of your days living like you're in a rom-com? Or maybe just some weekend fun? Then get down to new hotspot Trapeze tonight, I’ll be spinning some Disco Funk Ouse…

Brazil 2014 is right around the corner and that means it's time to present MNF next week..

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 2nd

Hello 

June is almost upon us. Who will be crowned MNF's Best Player of All Time? Let's start with taking a look at some of our classic Moments from Monday just gone.. Gavin's 2 wonder goals, Shimon Defrauds bad first touch, and Darren Coopers fantastic save?!

Why was Darren Harris's exit early in the morning the worse thing to happen to Football since they cancelled Brookside...

One week left! To Sponsor me for last weeks race here http://www.justgiving.com/Max-Bloom1 this hottie has..

Tick tock, tick tock…

Soccerette Anyone