MNF 2nd

Damon Letzer and fellow MNF Mitch may seem as if they are hanging up their boots, but you don’t need to be very, very sad about it…

Ive surveyed yesterdays Birthday Wishes social media landscape, calibrated its Cool-O-Meter (not a cool word in itself) and worked out who made the most effort…no worries though you can redeem yourself and sponsor me in my half marathon in 2 weeks RIGHT HERE

 – oh and I think Mr Dicker needs some lovin after having a metal plate inserted in his leg a few weeks ago – see below

Poor Madonna fell arse over cape at the BRIT Awards this week. And if you didn't belly laugh like a pissed Father Christmas and watch the Vine over and over again, you're a damn liar…

If you're ready for a bit of 50 Shades of Grey-style football, here's how to make that happen on Monday…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 23rd

OK we are gonna count down the 16 men (and women) who, right now – at this very moment in time – rule the ever-shifting universe of bleeding-edge cool MNFers.

So the time’s come: roll up those sleeves, clean the boots and get ready to be intimate with some doe. (your subs), Borehamwood is at long last, manly.

Still trying to did out the behind the scenes of Allstar Family Fortunes to find out whether the MNF still has a place in today’s footballing world of billionaire players and media owners.

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 16th

Well we called it – MNF is truly are taking over Monday Night North London Football..

Former head honcho at Supertronics (and co-founder of new ripoffmobilephones.com) Deniz Azizberg tried to sneak in this week at the expense of one you regulars..(and nearly got in?!) Next week , it's celebrity Family Fortunes sensation Simon Defraud greeting you to the game of your life. 

But your MNF Soccerette isn't just for staring at…