MNF 29th

Harbouring an unhealthy desire for public humiliation? Take a look at my Facebook feed, its a scaled down version of post-pub pics that you can now enjoy stone-cold sober. On your own or on the train. It’s got nearly 100 Likes, and its Richard Ashley at his photoshop best putting him on par with an unsupervised 15-year-old, and a similar sense of social underachievement. Still time to comment I’m of to celebrate my Birthday in style with these beauties and turning it up to eleven, yeah? Yeah. Mental.

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 22nd

Afternoon

So 2016‘s MNF candidates emails are in  and I‘ve, er, counted them. And some bit part players are thinking they’re just gonna be walking into the starting line up.. The competition‘s stiff. For proof from the past, visit the blog above to view every entrant ever. Or if you want just the good ones, get the new edition of 'Under the Thumb Weekly’ or ‘PoorExcuses.Com’ and grow some balls, with last nights Soccerette sitting pretty below, its like the best start to my birthday week possible.

Who’s In?

MNF 15th

I’ll level with you. It’s 4pm on Friday afternoon and my music counterparts are crowded around a table heaving with greasy, chocolatey and boozy treats. And to top it all off, two of my  favourite soccerettes turned up last night clutching bottles of champagne and wearing outfts that appear to have been stolen from elves. So as I'm sure you’ll understand, I'm going to keep things brief and leave you to survey this week’s battering by Darks on the White team . Who knows, stuff a yes in a reply tab in outlook, hit “SEND” and you might live to see the Next weeks game. Which just leaves me to wish you all a good weekend. I'm off to hurl plastic cups at the fit work experience girl…

Who fancy’s the Soccerette?

MNF 8th

Watching someone serve their apprenticeship doesn't sound the most thrilling idea ­visions of a acne-riddled youth serving tea and peeling potatoes spring to mind. But when the young pretenders are Son's, Nephews and in some cases Boyfriends, the appeal becomes clear.
Every week we'll have a game featuring some of NW London's greatest new football talent as they bid for fame and fortune, Supporting Damon in attack, shooting from outside the box, playing Defraud out of position and "letting their hair down" in Borehamwood.

The first episode is on Monday...

Last nights Soccerettes anyone??