MNF 27th

Morning!

I don’t want to belittle the evidence that watching England play Iceland on Monday Night is the single best way of conserving your pocket money in these financially prickly times. But as great as it might be, it can’t compete with playing it yourself or having a couple of great girls under your arm. Got one or two? Lucky git. Want one? Here’s a few from last night. Get hunting…

Altenatively, just let me know if you wanna play on Monday. It will have all the shiniest and most desirable players available, reviewed and rated. So It’s win-win.

MNF 20th

Afternoon - Apart from spanking your wages on ill-advised (but genial) first goalscorer and correct score flutters at the Euros, the next best way to add pure first-pumping exhilaration to your football viewing is to get yourself a game on Monday night. Head over to here to put your name in the hat. When done,. The winners will receive a gobsmacking prize and bullet-proof bragging rights. Get some.

Hate football? You're not alone. You are in the arsehole of minorities, but you're not alone. Still, if there's anything out there that could bring you around to liking the game, it's the bants from Shimon & Damon. Never going to turn? You don't find this funny? What about this? Oh suit yourself. Here's some oiled-up Ibiza beauties. Gotcha.

MNF 6th

La Maison de Gink this week, the pits of anarchy, destruction and professional dossing have been a hive of activity. The man hasn’t played MNF for 6 months and has been at home for the entirety, recovering from a “groin operation” and rather than saying he’s not allowed to play as his missus is about the drop any day now. So, as is the rule when someone isn’t here to defend themselves, here’s a pic that he’d rather you didn’t see. Ha.

Back from Ibiza and ready for a bit of MNF action and I’m not talking about footsy under the table from these hotties…

Soccerette Anyone?