The month is all but over, meaning you're probably in the
latter stages of planning a boozy episode of Gascoigne proportions. But for as
long as everyone keeps twatting on about economic strife, a 5 quid night out isn't
to be sniffed at. So listen good.
First up, courtesy of my chums at Borehamwood FC, the
first sixteen people to send their details here bag themselves a place at an
exclusive football event on Monday night.
Fancy a ‘big’ weekend beforehand? Join me over in
Amsterdam for ADE it’s the Holland Equivalent of a Boys night out with Simon
Defraud & a few of his work colleagues, there’s space for a few more, so
let me know?!
Soccerette Anyone?
’Simon Defraud' roll that around around your mouth a few times. Cool, huh? The name belongs to The MNF’s most annoying contestant, an exotic 42-year-old of Dutch/French/English descent. He’s wanted to score for MNF since last Monday, and now it might just happen. Elsewhere, I’ve been marvelling at the mesmeric qualities of our revamped Man-O-Match vote. And not much else. Because it’s that good. 
The month is all but over, meaning you're probably in the
latter stages of planning a boozy episode of Gascoigne proportions. But for as
long as everyone keeps twatting on about economic strife, a 5 quid night out isn't
to be sniffed at. So listen good.
It’s been 5 full days since I nearly scored a worldy at MNF’s Best Performance so far crown and 12 since Mark Ratzger undid all his hard work by getting a cold. Now aged 43, supernatural forces must be called into action to get him back for the sequel. 
He's
a former Mr Party Animal Great Britain, so naturally anything he does is going
to be immensely silly. Especially with these Boys Night Out GIFs i've
managed to get hold of...