MNF 27th

Sup.

After spending the past couple of weeks doing more important things (namely scoffing the last of the Brits goodybag, boozily ringing in the following day and getting ready for my birthday weekend), we're back to business as usual, kicking off next week with one hell of a MNF. Just look at last week, for starters: our neglected regulars that say hello (well, Vinnie did at least), Marc Ratzker not making an appearance (neither has Damon "motherflipping” Letzer), and I'll show you the ladies you'll be talking about all week, Not that we recommend that sort of thing. At all.

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 30th

Evening!

Everyone miss last nights email? It was funny shit, writing about Stepsky battling through MNF on Monday, The poor man should be wrapped up at home with a blanket, not battling through a gruelling football game with a sniffly nose and suspect balance. But hey, he’s got fight in him, and you need that when putting yourself up for Monday Night Football. Just ask Damon Letzer…

Soccerette Anyone? 

MNF 13th

Hello 

it’s nearly – nearly – the end of an era: the end of somewhat unconventional tinkering with the Darks & Whites  line ups. Yep, I might be changing it around a bit but it will still be stuffed full of the usual tat and titillation, but not before you pretend you care i’m offering up 18 shiny places for this Monday to the longstanding regulars. The first lot to correctly say how many times Richard Ashley has posted on Facebook whilst being on holiday wins the swag. You’ll also get a bundle of bags I picked up from the beach in Norfolk this morning for your troubles… Also worth investigating this week – and much funnier than what your shares are currently worth - is this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54DG48N4gs0 of Shimon Defriend at Barry’s Bootcamp last week.  I’ve flagged it up as video of the week, but wanted to make double sure you didn’t miss it. Better than that? There’s always Keeley from last night…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 6th

As even the hairiest of backpackers will tell you, Dubai is a tough place. Assuming you survive the oppressive heat and the Israeli stamp in your passport, there’s still the 9 hour flight with a 6 month old to worry about. But persevere and you’ll discover a shimmering oasis of virtually flawless men, all sporting slightly funny accents and tending to shish-laden barbecues. And mingling somewhere among them is ex-MNF resident and international IT man Richard Ashley, who won’t be returning anytime soon, but stay tuned to Facebook for constant updates about how wonderful everything is… 

Free Monday night? Quick fingers? The first 18 men to chuck me back an email, will immediately be couriered a ticket to next weeks game, Because that's how i roll. Have a great weekend

Soccerette?