In exchange for your five quid,
i'll furnish you with the usual mix of brilliant bants, inspirational
performances and super-non-useful expert football advice. It's your weekly dose
of excitement, entertainment and sexiness (From Last night). How could you
possibly do without it?
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Did everyone catch Paul Churchill this week? It was funny shit . The poor man should be wrapped up at home with a blanket, not battling through a gruelling footy game with a sniffly nose and suspect balance. But hey, he’s got fight in him, and you need that when putting yourself up for regional approval. Just ask next weeks finalists . recruitment is well underway, and while there’s no discernible pattern to my choices just yet, it’s clear that I'm being thorough in my use of an excellent voting mechanic. Nobody’s out of the running and nobody’s been cast out as a snakebite-grade drop out. There’s all to play for, especially as the winners are gonna be filmed on youtube - meaning you’ll be able to rewind and fast forward as much as you please. And pause if last nights soccerette bends over.
In exchange for your five quid, I'll furnish you with my usual mix of brilliant stories, inspirational quotes from Jonathan Deformed and super-useful expert advice from Damon. It's your Friday & Monday dose of excitement, entertainment and sexiness. How could you possibly do without it?
There’s one guy in the MNF crew who hasn’t had a girlfriend in over five years. That’s half a decade of no lady love. That’s really bad. Fortunately for him I’ve got some top tips for those on the prowl for sexytimes… in the form of Jonathan Deformed’s whatapp group, and his twin bro discovering a World War II bomb at one of his sites, so you can mix watching clips of semi-naked women with learning about how to meet semi-naked women. Now there’s some great news.
