MNF 30th

Its not Halloween, but obvs people are still celebrating so a little Trick or Treat for you guys on Monday back at Borehamwood FC (8pm) you can see off the shambling undead by thwacking footballs at their faces. No extra points for crotch shots, sadly. But be sure to read the MNF briefings properly, else you’ll end up being dropped or going to the wrong venue. Know what that means? Game over.

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 23rd

Sorry its late, been rocking the ADE in Amsterdam (you should check it out) fantastic game last week and great effort by all concerned notable mentions for Dazza Cooper and Dan Reese – hopefully we can continue the good work next week as we are back at the building site. And its a lot cheaper than 1 hour with these two… Don’t get lost this time Defraud otherwise the its Louise and Martine (second pic) for you…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 16th

Hello you. It's no secret that times are hard, Deniz. Even the imminent MNF email is late - an event once so epically sordid that someone would, every year, without fail, wpuld be shouted at or taken out by Richard Freed - has this year been reduced to a barely footy chinwag around a junior school carpark that’s being demolished. Still, I’m committed to helping the rest of you out, hence why I’m rolling out the killer new pitch at Borehamwood next week. 8pm sound good?

Who Fancy’s the Soccerette?

MNF 9th

The race for the Pitch livened up this week as a Borehamwood FC have a under 21’s game on Monday. Early conclusions? By the hairspray-helmeted standards of MNF, the 20+ -years we have been playing there it looks like we are still having to fit in around their home games. So next week is at the Hertsmere and kick off is 7.30pm 

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Marbella Scoccerete?