Birthday MNF 26th

In a deeply selfish and short-sighted way, we missed Simon Defriend this week. The man is rarely much more than comprehensible but never less than entertaining. 

I’ve also been chancing my arm at appearing ‘on the telly’. Each week, the Channel 5 cameras pitch up at the office, shine a camera in my face and ask for my opinion on the latest slum landlord nightmare tenants and the odd music releases. Until recently, this was terrifying. But then Ch 5 started bringing along a glamorous assistant, at which point it just became a free for all to see who could get the best look down her top.  

Birthday Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 19th

The Winter Olympics has officially begun, meaning we've finally got some sporting goodness to fill the boring TV void...

Great game this week, and women everywhere were gasping all over their keyboards trying to find footage, MNF penetrates deep inside the potty-mouthed Monday phenomenon that's warped your girlfriend's sex drive...

Whether you've got a long train journey ahead of you or you're sitting at home with your feet up over the weekend, next weeks game will have some brilliant long passes and banta to stimulate your brainbox…

Soccerette Anyone? 

MNF 12th

Watch the super bowl? If you did, you’ll be feeling a touch bleary-eyed this week. And the office is an evil, evil place when you’ve only had four hours sleep. Optrex might help, but infinitely less bastardy than an eye-gargle would be to meet a brand new MNF: Chilli, Cooper, Ratz and Freed are four old and pleasantly corruptible players. And unlike their eminent predecessors, they’re all late. They’re fronting the next weeks game. From the moment the posh one opens his mouth to reveal big white teeth and a gentle lisp, you’ll be smitten. Probably in quite a sinister way. So good luck with that and have a good weekend. 

WAIT! Before you go wandering off around the rest of the internet, email back if you fancy the Soccerette???.