The beetroot-coloured, burger-munching, lager-swiller is one of Britain's most famous exports - as you know. But the outside world is only now beginning to doff it's cap to the existence of our second great export… the alcopop-guzzling trollop. And where better to find them than in the grizzly depths of San Antonio's West End in Ibiza. So just for your enjoyment I stayed away and scooped up three of hotties from the more affable surroundings of Cala Jondal…
Soccerette Anyone?