Friday, 30 November 2018

MNF 3rd

Hello just the small matter of the NLD this weekend, and Defraud can't lose..
In the meantime, enjoy my humbler than usual offerings of hot girls from last nights Ned gig (Nice to see you Damo!). I'm off to load up on Red Bull and enough salty snacks to see me through a long weekend of playing tunes and watching the buildup to the game . Enjoy your weekend. Think of me at 3 am.

Soccerette Anyone?

Friday, 23 November 2018

MNF 26th

So this email is in homage to our favourite MNFer (Defraud), a hardy old soul whose life revolves around Nandos and E2 while steadfastedly getting involved in some of that dental reconstuction. So here¹s for the best game we¹ve ever had, focusing on 5G pitch, being on time and some brand-new players from last week? Life¹s to be lived, after all.

Soccerette Anyone?? 

Friday, 16 November 2018

MNF 19th

Bexit’s nearly done, and anyone feeling ripped off is perfectly within their rights – just don’t go kicking any dogs. Or tossing kittens into wood chippers for that matter. Instead, embrace Winter. How? By manning up like Olympic man-dolphin Michael Phelps and eating 12,000 calories a day. That’ll keep you snug. Just ask MNF’s Chilli, who found room in his working day for the gold medal-winning eating regime. Remember: when it comes to fried egg sandwiches, more is definitely more.  

Soccerette Anyone 

Friday, 9 November 2018

MNF 12th

Hello 

Prefer your entertainment with a little less blood, sweat and grunting? Check out our comprehensive list of MNFers who no longer want to participate in the longest running north London kick about. It’s light on grappling, but laden with hilarious, sexy and inventive attempts to score goals and get out of paying subs. There's also a new ball for Monday, and there’s a rumor that Defraud might be back. He's currently supporting a Guy Fawkes costume shoving Eddie the zombie squarely off his perch in the 'looks incredible in a pair of tight leather trousers' stakes.

Soccerette Anyone?

Friday, 2 November 2018

MNF 5th

Halloween is well and truly over, it’s cold outside and I’m pretty much skint as had to pay for last weeks pitch. So what better way to spend next Monday than chatting and kicking a ball with some of the fittest 40 somethings in the UK? You can look at this email for free, and if you feel you’d like to dip your toe in, it’ll cost you less than the price of a pint at Soho House. And what’s more, you can do it all from the comfort and warmth of Borehamwood. Lovely.

Soccerette?