MNF 20th

Hello 

At MNF next week, the pits of anarchy, destruction and professional dossing have been a hive of activity. The gaffer is gonna be in Ibiza, recovering from a “pre season break” and playing lots and lots of bad boy house and disco. So, as is the rule when someone won’t be here to defend themselves, there will be links which will be sent out to pay your subs. Ha. I’ve also been chancing my arm at appearing ‘on the telly’. Each week, the Spurs TV cameras pitch up at the office, shine a camera in our faces and ask for our opinions on getting tickets for the Champions League final. Until recently, this was terrifying. But then they started bringing along a glamorous assistant, at which point it just became a free for all to see who could get the best look down her top...

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MNF 13th

Evening! 

Theres no doubt about it, North London streets are swarming with talent. Curvy, sexy, trouser-burning talent. Which is why every year, MNF holds a search for the county’s coolest players, as voted for by you. Take last year’s winner Damon Letzer, for example. Or any of these international starlets like Silver, Freed or Chilli . And then there’s the bumper slightly uncut players Riddy, Mitch and myself  - have a rummage over the weekend. 

We’re going to shake things up a bit. Because of Spurs reaching the Champions League Final In addition to the much coveted game Monday’s winners will be getting VIP access to White City tonight  Which means you’ll be seeing lots more of me. And here’s the best bit: if you reply quickly, we’ll chuck you a pass to the Ned too, Interested Of course you are……….