MNF 30th

If you're reading this, chances are you sat out last week coz of your morosely drone-like existence of your tedious ‘other commitments’. Meanwhile there are MNFers out there who are receiving a good-luck peck from Angelina Jolie (Lookalike), skidding a Ferrari round a Ibiza mountain and heading home to pluck a fat cheque from the doormat. So, to celebrate the closing parties and of course Rosh Hashana, we've got a full game lined up giving you the chance to tell the lucky few who get a place how your weekend was?. And you can watch me top n tail for Pete Tong @ The Vault.

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 9th

Marc Ratzger may have eaten 164 sweetcorn with a cocktail stick in Nandos last week - but there's far more enjoyable ways to break a world record. Your favourite guide in the ways of MNF living is staging the NW London’s best 8-aside slam, and I need your help. You don't need any of the dedication that Castle was always harping on about - just the ability to reply to this email, pay your subs from last week and the basic motor skills to arrive at a Borehamwood. Want to go down in the annals of human achievement? 

Soccerette?