Friday, 5 September 2014

MNF 8th

On Monday, a top-secret football game took place with botched up teams. Here's everything you need to know about the MNF's mysterious new picking system, and how it could end up being abused...

MNF wants to know about you. What motivates you? What are you interested in? Enlighten me by becoming the first to reply and you might just win a place in the Team.

Naked pics of sexy celebs all over the globe are being posted on the internet after a hack… needless to say Deniz Asizberg has nothing to do with it, but does have the link….

Who fancy’s the soccerette?

Friday, 15 August 2014

MNF 18th


If you don't want to know what MNF is all about, you might want to look away now

Damon Letzer has brought joy and laughter to us all with some of the greatest comedy comments ever made during a game of football.  We need sixteen MNFers next week  to enjoy other Monday without the funny man

Awkward cheek kisses and failed fist-bumps are no laughing matter - unless this hottie from yesterday Bowls over to you, that is

Soccerette Anyone?

Friday, 8 August 2014

MNF 11th

Sound the sexy klaxon! Damon’s still away!. What better way to celebrate than another MNF, favourite Richard Freed donating the McLaren to the first to reply

Summer is a wonderful time of year. It's bikini season, the BBQs are out, everyone's in a better mood and, of course, girls everywhere are bopping about in a variety of denim wonders. Here's a demonstration

Soccerette Anyone??

Friday, 1 August 2014

MNF 4th

He's a former Mr Universe Great Britain, so naturally anything Dave Lee does is going to be immensely boring. Especially with dinner on a boat business he's got us doing on Sunday

My namesake Orlando Bloom became an overnight, international hero on Wednesday (I missed it unfortunately and not that Cipriani is any good in Ibiza) after taking a swing at Justin Bieber. Apparently, the little tyke made a rude comment about my ex sister-in-law, the outrageously stunning Miranda Kerr…

So before you seal the deal with your summer romance, prepare yourself for a little OCDness with the Ginks strangest Cockfosters habits…


Soccerette Anyone??

Friday, 25 July 2014

MNF 28th

The Holiday season has officially begun, meaning we are gonna struggle for numbers for our Monday Night sporting goodness…

With the Gink in Ibiza, Damon in US and Josh landing this week in the Algarve, MNFers everywhere are gasping over their keyboards & contacts list which needs to be penetrated deep to get our beloved game happing next week – Not even the potty–mouthed publishing phenomenon that's warped your girlfriend's sex drive is gonna be a good enough excuse…


Soccerette Anyone??

Friday, 18 July 2014

MNF 21st

Because the world is in an Instagram frenzy and a friend of the Ginks has gone sexy selfie mad…(Goldcard)


And If your idea of a good night is greasing up the missus like a cross channel swimmer, then tantric masseuse Dave Lee might be around to lend a hand...

Former MNF star Chilli takes fitness to a whole new level with these fun runs in this ridiculously hot weather…

You missed Hed Kandi's 15 birthday bash last week but not to worry, I got her number…..


Soccerette Anyone?

Friday, 11 July 2014

MNF 6th

Hello

I don't know much in this crazy world but one thing i’m certain of is that Richard Ashley is in LOOVVVEEE. Especially when it comes to watching the World Cup with a slight audio delay 

From barbecuing better chicken to nailing this summer's surfer trend, this MNF email is bursting with enough summery goodness to bring even the most miserable goth out of hiding (Simon Defraud)

Remember Monday when everyone forgot that a 8-a–side football match was happening and lost their shit over these unbelievable World Cup Groupies?… they’re coming to Hed Kandi tomorrow night if you fancy?

Soccerette Anyone??