MNF 18th

Morning!

See this? This is a 36pt font. The minimum size Damon Letzer demands people use when sending him emails. Otherwise he just sees a screen full of squiggly fuzz.

Luckily, you‘ve got eyes that work. And while you may not be the ideal candidate to live or buy and refurbish two houses right opposite his new gaf, the positives are that you‘ll always beat the man that scored Monday’s winner at darts, and you can appreciate the full glory of last nights Soccerette (right Didge?!). You‘re special. Remember that….

Who’s In

MNF 11th

Sup.

After spending the past couple of weeks doing more important things (namely scoffing the last of the Shimon Defriends Nandos, boozily ringing in last night and remembering to send the Friday email!), I’m back to business as usual, kicking off tonight at the new McQueen Outdoor. Just look at the pic below, for starters: our neglected Lithuanian cousins say hello (well, the women do at least), Marc Digirogybum and his incredibly alluring breasts might make an appearance as well as Bro In Law Bradley (as does Vinnie "motherflipping" Mitchell), We might be able to film it to, so you can talk about it the rest of year, and eventually buy it off that strange Chinese guy in your local that knows Defraud. Not that I recommend that sort of thing. At all.

Finally, as the UK steps out of the Europe and the world becomes even more insane, thank g-d for MNF

Soccerette??

MNF 4th

Do not adjust your monitor. Do not get on the phone to IT (Dan Reese) and certainly don't rub your eyes in an exaggerated, cartoonish manner. After a year-long offers of guest lists all over the world with your MNF Friday email, the local revolution is here. And if you haven’t got anything to do tomorrow, why not not pop down to this little soirée, http://sevensandthecity.com/home/ it’s practically on most of your doorsteps and is a daytime event so back in time for dinner with the Letzers…

But before you delve into freshly redecorated MNF digital treasure trove, please take a second to help settle a heated debate. Shimon Defriend and Mark Ratzger, are they the new York & Cole? Or merely the new Gregor Rasiak? cool? Hideous? I need your deciding vote - let me know your decision here and the most perceptive email will get the whopping six-CD Now That's What I Call Music collection sitting on my desk. Your sister would love it for Christmas. Also a place in Monday Nights Game…

Soccerette???