The Borough of Hertfordshire has given the world many iconic cultural products over the years - BBQs, EastEnders, er… Shimon Defriend.
As any pie-eyed reveller on the plane going to Ibiza will try and tell you, there's only one certainty about that chaotic rocky island - you can never guess what will happen next. But that is exactly what I'll have to do on Sunday, playing tunes to crowds featuring bared breasts and other sundry fun in the sun. You guys can still claim the 2nd finest prize - raise a lazy glass to the ultimate 8-a-side game - I’ll probably be on a sun lounger being charged 50 Euros for a water so you 2 to can make your prone position more entertaining. 
When you’re the second best footballer in NW London, there are certain things you can get away with. Unfortunately, starring in a game with me isn’t one of them, as Vinnie found out when he read reviews of ‘MNFMassive’ on youtube earlier this year. In it, he wakes up just as Shimon Defraud hits a volley from 10 yards. And then goes on holiday in speedos and a string vest. Case closed.
This week's MNF featured Shimon Defraud - and 6 other fellas in a specific rainy location not taking drugs, not drinking booze and ending up inside Nandos in the middle of Borehamwood. The revelry ends when one fella performs a lethal tackle, and the game becomes a calamitous gore–fest. All the players but one are fairly likeable, which makes watching them play hugely enjoyable. Skill: check. passion: check. Lateness: check. Want in?.
