MNF 29th

Dear MNFer’s 

Well, it’s been a week of importance. And while across the road Wolves done the world a favour (more of which later), back in the Norff London my server have been groaning under the weight of traffic for Monday’s game. The sheer scope and quality of this week's candidates should revive even the most frazzled Bank Holiday crusaders, so head this way for the sexy side of Djing. I’ve been taking pictures of groupies far and wide, making lists of the things that women hate most about us and laughing at footage of our resident funnyman James Miller sliding down the pitch on his stomach. Like a penguin.

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 16th

Not that I'm suggesting you go out and try it, but have sex with a footballer and people will pay attention to you. Just ask ex Pussycat Doll the the whole of Mill Hill want to speak to after she spent last week boffing one of our very own MNFers. But the former model remained loyal to her friends, spilling the saucy beans at the launch of the revamped club last night, and it just so happens I got a photo with Zoe of course…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 8th

Dear MNFer, Well, it’s been a week of important moves my servers have been groaning under the weight of traffic for Monday’s game. The sheer scope and quality of this week’s candidates should revive even the most frazzled MNF crusaders, so head this way for the sexy side of Borehamwood. Keeping a keen eye on our MNF? You’ll have noted that March’s player of the Month award goes to Achilles. Kill topped the monthly table with 269 points, by virtue of cheating and switching sides during a game a few weeks ago.

Fancy getting involved?

Who’s in….

MNF 25th

The choice of who will be dictating our every waking move on a Monday Night, from the cost of the pitch (Cash or Contacless) all the way to deciding whether to wear a white or dark top, would be a diverting experience. However, as we have all discovered from soporific experience, the 'hands in pocket' 'down tools’ type player that has rendered the choice utterly devoid of interest, issue or entertainment shows where MNF comes in switch off this weekend with the next instalment and last nights hottie..

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 18th

All hail the arrival of Brace MNF king Maxter, after the dance fraternity frothed (in a good way) all over last night's 12” cosmic funk collection It was Feedelity Affair. Only to be rained upon by those in the White Team, In or outside the area debate will go on for sometime, but there’s no time to dwell on that, with enough swishing spaceship moments to make even shopping with your missus seem fun. Which is a big achievement - especially if you've never considered swaying to glockenspiels to be your 'thing'. Want convincing? Check out these hottie's for Thursdays gig…

Soccerette Anyone?? 

MNF 11th

It’s been a 6-and-a-half weeks since the Damon came back into our lives. And it’s true what they say: Hadley Wood's loudest really is MNF's best friend. And now the best is about to get better, thanks to a little session on Monday night, You can hear him in full flow, run downing the wings like a mad man, and log into his Apple watch so you can see his stats. Best of all, if you’re in his team you can gaurentee he’ll only do 2 minutes in goal. 

 In short, you need to play…

Soccerette?

MNF 4th

It’s nearly – nearly – Monday, the end of a somewhat unconventional penalty miss weekend. Yep, I laughed, cheered and then played some disco at The Ned which was stuffed full of the usual tat and titillation. The first 15 to correctly reply wins a place in tomorrows game. You’ll also get a bundle of Damon-themed shouting and bad language  for your troubles.  Also worth investigating this week – and much funnier than what your shares are currently worth - is this  1 minute video of people of the arsenal fans reaction. Better than that? There’s always Keeley and friends…

Whos In?