MNF 12th

The spleen-bursting exhilaration of MNF is probably enough to push any NW London hipster into trouser-moistening rapture at Borehamwood FC. Add to that the ear-pounding and booty-shaking courtesy of The Maxter After the game and you've got quite a brouhaha on your hands. And praise the gods of internal combustion for that. One fortuitous MNFer and "wingman" (or wingwoman for that matter) will spend the night as a VIP guest at White City House. Then you can  trot along to the huge Pool party featuring a couple more turntablists - plus many cold brews and svelte dancing ladies like last nights…

Who’s in?? 

MNF 22nd

As any pie-eyed reveller on the plane back from Ibiza will try and tell you, there's only one certainty about that chaotic rocky island - you can never guess what will happen next. But that is exactly what you'll have to do in Monday's game, happening entirely on location and featuring no tops of players and other sundry fun in the sun. The winners will claim the finest prize ever given away… raise a lazy glass to Deniz H or Shimon not walking off before the end of the match…and GL for the Pool Party at the Ned…

Socccerette Anyone???

MNF 16th

Afternoon! 

The scenes with Damon are way too demure a description of this email. Why? Because it’s the fourth time we’ve coaxed the dinky Media Exec out of retirement, and we’re very good at asking for more. Remember the hotter-than-the-sun game a few weeks ago? Hotter. The marathon Singer chasing Deniz exhibition? Naughtier. Want a better reason to play on Monday? Try the world’s most desirable MNF back on: “Let’s do something that suits my personality. Something uncivilised. Oh alright then lets just do a pool party at The NED…

Who's In??

MNF 17th

Once upon a time crater-faced young teens huddled by their PC's, eagerly awaiting the brand new email about MNF, complemented as ever by the shouting and moaning about balls being flat and team selection being poor. These days, however, that antiquated weekly joy has been leathered into touch by the carnal frenzy that greets the weekly bliss of Soccerettes . And MNF now features last nights successful entrant in their individual glory….

Look below - and prepare to be mesmerised for quite some time: 

Who’s In?

MNF 10th

Afternoon, Keeping a keen eye on our MNF Challenge? You’ll have noted that last weeks non paying player of the Month award goes to a few of you!. Stepsky topped the table with 269 points, by virtue of cheating and picking GDPR as his excuse. D wins himself a place in tomorrows game so we can settle up. Fancy getting involved? Head here…

Last nights Soccerette???

MNF 20th

Hello 

At MNF next week, the pits of anarchy, destruction and professional dossing have been a hive of activity. The gaffer is gonna be in Ibiza, recovering from a “pre season break” and playing lots and lots of bad boy house and disco. So, as is the rule when someone won’t be here to defend themselves, there will be links which will be sent out to pay your subs. Ha. I’ve also been chancing my arm at appearing ‘on the telly’. Each week, the Spurs TV cameras pitch up at the office, shine a camera in our faces and ask for our opinions on getting tickets for the Champions League final. Until recently, this was terrifying. But then they started bringing along a glamorous assistant, at which point it just became a free for all to see who could get the best look down her top...

Soccerette Anyone???

MNF 13th

Evening! 

Theres no doubt about it, North London streets are swarming with talent. Curvy, sexy, trouser-burning talent. Which is why every year, MNF holds a search for the county’s coolest players, as voted for by you. Take last year’s winner Damon Letzer, for example. Or any of these international starlets like Silver, Freed or Chilli . And then there’s the bumper slightly uncut players Riddy, Mitch and myself  - have a rummage over the weekend. 

We’re going to shake things up a bit. Because of Spurs reaching the Champions League Final In addition to the much coveted game Monday’s winners will be getting VIP access to White City tonight  Which means you’ll be seeing lots more of me. And here’s the best bit: if you reply quickly, we’ll chuck you a pass to the Ned too, Interested Of course you are……….