MNF 30th

If you're reading this, chances are you sat out last week coz of your morosely drone-like existence of your tedious ‘other commitments’. Meanwhile there are MNFers out there who are receiving a good-luck peck from Angelina Jolie (Lookalike), skidding a Ferrari round a Ibiza mountain and heading home to pluck a fat cheque from the doormat. So, to celebrate the closing parties and of course Rosh Hashana, we've got a full game lined up giving you the chance to tell the lucky few who get a place how your weekend was?. And you can watch me top n tail for Pete Tong @ The Vault.

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 9th

Marc Ratzger may have eaten 164 sweetcorn with a cocktail stick in Nandos last week - but there's far more enjoyable ways to break a world record. Your favourite guide in the ways of MNF living is staging the NW London’s best 8-aside slam, and I need your help. You don't need any of the dedication that Castle was always harping on about - just the ability to reply to this email, pay your subs from last week and the basic motor skills to arrive at a Borehamwood. Want to go down in the annals of human achievement? 

Soccerette?

MNF 12th

The spleen-bursting exhilaration of MNF is probably enough to push any NW London hipster into trouser-moistening rapture at Borehamwood FC. Add to that the ear-pounding and booty-shaking courtesy of The Maxter After the game and you've got quite a brouhaha on your hands. And praise the gods of internal combustion for that. One fortuitous MNFer and "wingman" (or wingwoman for that matter) will spend the night as a VIP guest at White City House. Then you can  trot along to the huge Pool party featuring a couple more turntablists - plus many cold brews and svelte dancing ladies like last nights…

Who’s in?? 

MNF 22nd

As any pie-eyed reveller on the plane back from Ibiza will try and tell you, there's only one certainty about that chaotic rocky island - you can never guess what will happen next. But that is exactly what you'll have to do in Monday's game, happening entirely on location and featuring no tops of players and other sundry fun in the sun. The winners will claim the finest prize ever given away… raise a lazy glass to Deniz H or Shimon not walking off before the end of the match…and GL for the Pool Party at the Ned…

Socccerette Anyone???

MNF 16th

Afternoon! 

The scenes with Damon are way too demure a description of this email. Why? Because it’s the fourth time we’ve coaxed the dinky Media Exec out of retirement, and we’re very good at asking for more. Remember the hotter-than-the-sun game a few weeks ago? Hotter. The marathon Singer chasing Deniz exhibition? Naughtier. Want a better reason to play on Monday? Try the world’s most desirable MNF back on: “Let’s do something that suits my personality. Something uncivilised. Oh alright then lets just do a pool party at The NED…

Who's In??

MNF 17th

Once upon a time crater-faced young teens huddled by their PC's, eagerly awaiting the brand new email about MNF, complemented as ever by the shouting and moaning about balls being flat and team selection being poor. These days, however, that antiquated weekly joy has been leathered into touch by the carnal frenzy that greets the weekly bliss of Soccerettes . And MNF now features last nights successful entrant in their individual glory….

Look below - and prepare to be mesmerised for quite some time: 

Who’s In?

MNF 10th

Afternoon, Keeping a keen eye on our MNF Challenge? You’ll have noted that last weeks non paying player of the Month award goes to a few of you!. Stepsky topped the table with 269 points, by virtue of cheating and picking GDPR as his excuse. D wins himself a place in tomorrows game so we can settle up. Fancy getting involved? Head here…

Last nights Soccerette???