MNF 11th

Evening 

Oh. Right. Yeah. Cheers, MNF. You just come into our lives and take over for years, why don’t you? With your Astroturf and your Nike Balls and your Damon bloody Letzer, your delicious Locozade, your posh people and your Simon flamin’ Defriend. We’ll get used to 8pm being a time when we think “ooh, who's on what team?” rather than “ooh, what’s the missus banging on about today?” We’ll get used to this. We’ll become all dependant on you. We’ll let you be a part of us.

And then what happens? You just up and leave, without any warning. Leaving me DJing at White City tonight, sad and alone, with only last night’s Soccerette’s Pic???

Who’s In?

MNF 4th

How do you know if you've gone too far with your haunted house get-together? Just ask Richard Ashley….

The weekend has officially begun, meaning we've finally got some sporting goodness to fill the weekday void...With a few new faces landing this week and women everywhere gasping all over their Halloween makeup, MNF penetrates deep inside the disco-mouthed dancing phenomenon that's warped your girlfriend's sex drive...

Whether you've got a long train journey ahead of you or you're sitting at home with your feet up, this Monday’s game will have some brilliant players… 

Here’s last night’s Soccerette’s to stimulate your brainbox…

Who’s in????

MNF 30th

If you're reading this, chances are you sat out last week coz of your morosely drone-like existence of your tedious ‘other commitments’. Meanwhile there are MNFers out there who are receiving a good-luck peck from Angelina Jolie (Lookalike), skidding a Ferrari round a Ibiza mountain and heading home to pluck a fat cheque from the doormat. So, to celebrate the closing parties and of course Rosh Hashana, we've got a full game lined up giving you the chance to tell the lucky few who get a place how your weekend was?. And you can watch me top n tail for Pete Tong @ The Vault.

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 9th

Marc Ratzger may have eaten 164 sweetcorn with a cocktail stick in Nandos last week - but there's far more enjoyable ways to break a world record. Your favourite guide in the ways of MNF living is staging the NW London’s best 8-aside slam, and I need your help. You don't need any of the dedication that Castle was always harping on about - just the ability to reply to this email, pay your subs from last week and the basic motor skills to arrive at a Borehamwood. Want to go down in the annals of human achievement? 

Soccerette?

MNF 12th

The spleen-bursting exhilaration of MNF is probably enough to push any NW London hipster into trouser-moistening rapture at Borehamwood FC. Add to that the ear-pounding and booty-shaking courtesy of The Maxter After the game and you've got quite a brouhaha on your hands. And praise the gods of internal combustion for that. One fortuitous MNFer and "wingman" (or wingwoman for that matter) will spend the night as a VIP guest at White City House. Then you can  trot along to the huge Pool party featuring a couple more turntablists - plus many cold brews and svelte dancing ladies like last nights…

Who’s in?? 

MNF 22nd

As any pie-eyed reveller on the plane back from Ibiza will try and tell you, there's only one certainty about that chaotic rocky island - you can never guess what will happen next. But that is exactly what you'll have to do in Monday's game, happening entirely on location and featuring no tops of players and other sundry fun in the sun. The winners will claim the finest prize ever given away… raise a lazy glass to Deniz H or Shimon not walking off before the end of the match…and GL for the Pool Party at the Ned…

Socccerette Anyone???

MNF 16th

Afternoon! 

The scenes with Damon are way too demure a description of this email. Why? Because it’s the fourth time we’ve coaxed the dinky Media Exec out of retirement, and we’re very good at asking for more. Remember the hotter-than-the-sun game a few weeks ago? Hotter. The marathon Singer chasing Deniz exhibition? Naughtier. Want a better reason to play on Monday? Try the world’s most desirable MNF back on: “Let’s do something that suits my personality. Something uncivilised. Oh alright then lets just do a pool party at The NED…

Who's In??