MNF 23rd

Morning 

I’ll level with you. It’s 10.30am on Monday morning and pretty shortly my music counterparts will be crowded around a table heaving with greasy, chocolatey and boozy treats. And to top it all off, three of my favourite models turned up at the club sat night clutching bottles of champagne and wearing outfts that appear to have been stolen from elves. So as we’re sure you’ll understand, I'm going to keep things brief and let you decide if you wanna game tonight?  Which if not just leaves me to wish you all a very merry Christmas. I'm off to see if anyone hurls plastic mistletoe at the fit girl at Soho House reception.

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 2nd

Another MNF box office hit this week but still not available on Blu-ray or  DVD just yet, but you can have all the action in your living room soon with old YouTube footage from back in the day here... https://www.youtube.com/MNFmassive

From an all-star cast including Damon Letzer, Shimon Defraud and Paul Gotts, Damon is slick, hard, and loud and some of the action will have you holding your breath while your brain scrabbles for a few extra percent to keep up...

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 17th

Greetings. The month is all but over, meaning you're probably in the latter stages of planning a boozy episode of Gascoigne proportions. But for as long as everyone keeps twatting on about economic strife, a night playing football isn't to be sniffed at. So listen good. First up, courtesy of our chums at Borehamwood, the first eighteen people to send their details here will bag themselves a place in Mondays game. There probably wont be any girls there. But I took this last night..

Soccerette anyone??

MNF 11th

Evening 

Oh. Right. Yeah. Cheers, MNF. You just come into our lives and take over for years, why don’t you? With your Astroturf and your Nike Balls and your Damon bloody Letzer, your delicious Locozade, your posh people and your Simon flamin’ Defriend. We’ll get used to 8pm being a time when we think “ooh, who's on what team?” rather than “ooh, what’s the missus banging on about today?” We’ll get used to this. We’ll become all dependant on you. We’ll let you be a part of us.

And then what happens? You just up and leave, without any warning. Leaving me DJing at White City tonight, sad and alone, with only last night’s Soccerette’s Pic???

Who’s In?

MNF 4th

How do you know if you've gone too far with your haunted house get-together? Just ask Richard Ashley….

The weekend has officially begun, meaning we've finally got some sporting goodness to fill the weekday void...With a few new faces landing this week and women everywhere gasping all over their Halloween makeup, MNF penetrates deep inside the disco-mouthed dancing phenomenon that's warped your girlfriend's sex drive...

Whether you've got a long train journey ahead of you or you're sitting at home with your feet up, this Monday’s game will have some brilliant players… 

Here’s last night’s Soccerette’s to stimulate your brainbox…

Who’s in????

MNF 30th

If you're reading this, chances are you sat out last week coz of your morosely drone-like existence of your tedious ‘other commitments’. Meanwhile there are MNFers out there who are receiving a good-luck peck from Angelina Jolie (Lookalike), skidding a Ferrari round a Ibiza mountain and heading home to pluck a fat cheque from the doormat. So, to celebrate the closing parties and of course Rosh Hashana, we've got a full game lined up giving you the chance to tell the lucky few who get a place how your weekend was?. And you can watch me top n tail for Pete Tong @ The Vault.

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 9th

Marc Ratzger may have eaten 164 sweetcorn with a cocktail stick in Nandos last week - but there's far more enjoyable ways to break a world record. Your favourite guide in the ways of MNF living is staging the NW London’s best 8-aside slam, and I need your help. You don't need any of the dedication that Castle was always harping on about - just the ability to reply to this email, pay your subs from last week and the basic motor skills to arrive at a Borehamwood. Want to go down in the annals of human achievement? 

Soccerette?