Friday, 26 October 2012

MNF 29th


Well..
October: it's cold, it's dark, it's windier than an OAP on a baked beans diet.

Luckily, I here at MNF have conjured up the ray of sunshine you so desperately need, in the comely shape of two incredibly sexy ladies, from yesterdays gig.

But first up, as the Monday Night Football gang return to Borehamwood, the Quality Street Striker, Damon Letzer, is being demoted back to Whites after his performance on Monday, maybe next week he can show just why the nation has fallen in love with Media Mouthpieces.
Soccerette Anyone?





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Monday, 22 October 2012

MNF 22nd Teams

Hi , This week, Damon the wonder-winger - & most successful shouter that ever did play - is strongly rumoured to be retiring.

Having won last weeks game, he'll be attempting to make it 2 in a row, before trotting coolly away from the sport that made him famous and spending the remainder of his days firing his priceless knacker-jam into an endless procession of beautiful media types.

What's Media got to do with this week's MNF, you ask? Well, I'll tell you: nothing. I just thought it might be a nice mental image to kick-start your week: a super-successful MNFer "getting his oats" with a harem of top players.

Channel the spirit of Damon tonight, and surely only good things can come of it... 

Enjoy the game...

Darks

Max
Damon
Silver x1
 Dave Lee
Bradley
David d
Chilli
Wazza
Grotts

 Whites

 Daz
 Iain
 Gink
 Freed
Singer
Baum
Ratzger
Jason d
 Dan reese x1

Friday, 19 October 2012

MNF 22nd

Hi , What a week it's been, ey? i've just got back from ADE, Didge got married; Gingbag has bought a Astra (16000 miles, 1 owner from new, limited edition, bluetooth & sat nav etc) as a run-around & Defraud has won yet another award, (best mumbler in a restaurant)

In these troubled, unpredictable times, there is only one certainty: MNF is back on Monday, There are 100 mind-blowing reasons to put yourself forward, including hearing Damon scream, Richard Freed's 1980's style shorts, and Robert Baum actually paying his subs.

 It's a good time to be alive, MNFers. Have a bloody brilliant weekend. Soccerette Anyone?




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Friday, 12 October 2012

MNF 15th

Hi ,

We live in an unpredictable and ever-changing world. A world in which it's warm and sunny one day, then pissing it down worse than a drunk at a bus stop the next.

A world in which Mitt Romney is a genuine contender to takeover as President of the most powerful nation on the planet. A world in which Jedward can have a legitimate career in music.


But through all the uncertainty there is one constant: poshos. Yes, blue-blooded, Arkley-dwelling, tweed-wearing poshos. We love a good posho here at MNF, and they don't come much more posh - or much Moody'r - than Shimon Defraud.

Which is why he asked to be taken of this list. If you don't immediately sprint down and email Marc Digirogybum your congratulations for Sunday, there may be something medically wrong with your mind. Soccerette Anyone...




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Friday, 5 October 2012

MNF 8th

Hello

When it comes to Strictly Come Dancing, there is nothing I enjoy more at MNF than a flawless foxtrot.
 
Well actually, there are two things I enjoy more. Ibiza is one. The other are these Soccerette's from last night.
 
But, whilst I was spinning some deep house grooves that undoubtedly move the floor when it comes to riding around in circles, a far more crucial contest is at stake – who is up for MNF?
  
Borehamwood’s Heidi or North London's Super Girl? It’s over to you.





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Thursday, 27 September 2012

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Hi ,
Whether you'll be spending your weekend at home with a loved one, in Ibiza for the closing parties, At Didge's Stage face down in a pool of your own sick in Brookmans Park, I hope it's the best dang-blasted weekend OF YOUR LIFE. You bloody deserve it.
But before you go get tanked up, down, or whatever direction you like to tank in, enjoy this cheeky little early MNF email as i'm catching a flight far to early to round-up all the week's interneting. So for Didgy especially... Soccerette Anyone?






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Monday, 24 September 2012

MNF 24th TEAMS

Tired of winning nothing and spending too much money on tickets and fed up with an underperforming manager and overpaid players? Bored of commuting 200 miles to see your team play out a nil-nil bore draw?

Fear not – because MNF is back tonight, and as you lot are getting a little bit older and dare I say it unreliable I am having to introduce a new fining system which comes into play today, whilst I realise most of you understand the reason I send an email out on Friday is so you have plenty of time to organise your Monday night so you can play.

There are certain circumstances beyond your control which means you have to pull out and those will be judged on a case by case basis, however from now on if anyone drops out for a non bonafide reason after team sheets hit the street you will be fined 1 weeks subs – Simples, follow the rules and we'll find the perfect MNF in no time…

 See you later

Darks
Chilli
Max
The rat
Dan reese
Bradlley
Jason D
Grotts
Didge

Whites
Turk
Letzer
Josh burns
Singer X 1
Baum £1.50
Cooper
Silver
Spencer


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