Friday, 22 January 2016

MNF 25th


It’s important to utilise January and February, because once Deniz’s Russell is finished party goers of note will go back to bed and turn the lights out. Then what will you do?, how about MNF, starring pudgy bringer of excellence Damon Letzer alongside lead-lady of crap sodding Facebook Status’s, Richard Ashley. Then get with the bad time-bending of Paul Grotts and wonder why it is that Darren Stepsky will never do anything as cool as play in our game on Monday Nights…

Soccerette Anyone? 

Friday, 15 January 2016

MNF 18th

The spleen-bursting exhilaration of Damon’s pace is probably enough to push any football-head into trouser-moistening rapture at North London's new MNF. Add to that the ear-pounding and booty-shaking courtesy of yours truly at the After Party and you've got quite a brouhaha on your hands. And praise the gods of internal combustion for that. One fortuitous MNFer and "wingman" (or wingwoman for that matter) will spend the night being barked orders at and perhaps making a few assists. Then you might trot along to the huge Party featuring the turntablist mentioned - plus many cold brews and svelte dancing ladies.provided this week by the Turk…

Whos In?

Friday, 8 January 2016

MNF 11th

The first MNF Game of 2016 is officially starting, meaning we've finally got some sporting goodness to fill the Xmas void…

It might have taken a while to kick in and for you MNFers get permission to play from boyfriends, wives and mistresses but this could genuinely be the Best Monday Night Football in years..

Or if like Richard Ashley you were just looking for a girl that you can buy a dog with, laze in bed with on a Sunday and spend the rest of your days living like you're in a rom-com? Rather than just some weekend fun? How about the Soccerette…

Sunday, 3 January 2016

MNF 4th

With most of what makes its sorry way into the football pitch these days, being about as stand-up as one of Jeffry Archer's expense claims, MNF has been forced to seek-out something genuine on your behalf. And instead of watching a bunch of warbling children being man-handled into a shakey excuse for a team, we bring you the behind-the-scenes reality of life of a genuine, Monday Night Football manager making his way up the league ladder. So don't miss episode one of the world's first ever 2016 MNF-u-mentary series as Shimon & Ratzger head for Borehamwood to play the next instalment.

NYE Soccerette Anyone…

Friday, 18 December 2015

MNF 21st

MNF concludes for another year. Here's how we might be able to celebrate with the final game of 2015, unfortunately its not with the cast of Star Wars, Made In Chelsea or TOWIE and judging by how many of you are gonna be away or watching the Arse it might not happen... 
So it could just be the new generation of MNF stars who don’t play week in week out… and just sit at home on computer games.

How do you know if you've gone too far on your work Xmas get-together? Yasmin and Veronica were there to help…

Soccerette Anyone?? Happy Chrimbo if not…

Friday, 11 December 2015

MNF 14th

On Monday we pay a visit to the world’s oldest school for wannabe Father Christmases. It’s in Borehamwood, obviously.

Look back on the past year with a comprehensive guide to what the MNF’s in 2015 taught us. (How to find a girlfriend, and keep her – the difference between a black t shirt and a white one, and more importantly how much air should be in a ball)

You are MNFers. You are strong. And can prove this by responding to my emails faster than no other man should be able to.

Soccerette Anyone??

Friday, 4 December 2015

MNF 7th

If you're without a fear of football and have always wanted to check out the view from the astro turf pitch in Borehamwood, this is the game for you... 

Yeah, the annual Victoria's Secret party was pretty sexy, but it's nothing compared to what went on behind the scenes last night...

What's the best way to end an email? Thanks? Kind Regards? Cheers? Nope, this is what you need to end on if you want to be professional without overdoing it…

Soccerette Anyone?