MNF 29th

Harbouring an unhealthy desire for public humiliation? Take a look at my Facebook feed, its a scaled down version of post-pub pics that you can now enjoy stone-cold sober. On your own or on the train. It’s got nearly 100 Likes, and its Richard Ashley at his photoshop best putting him on par with an unsupervised 15-year-old, and a similar sense of social underachievement. Still time to comment I’m of to celebrate my Birthday in style with these beauties and turning it up to eleven, yeah? Yeah. Mental.

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 22nd

Afternoon

So 2016‘s MNF candidates emails are in  and I‘ve, er, counted them. And some bit part players are thinking they’re just gonna be walking into the starting line up.. The competition‘s stiff. For proof from the past, visit the blog above to view every entrant ever. Or if you want just the good ones, get the new edition of 'Under the Thumb Weekly’ or ‘PoorExcuses.Com’ and grow some balls, with last nights Soccerette sitting pretty below, its like the best start to my birthday week possible.

Who’s In?

MNF 15th

I’ll level with you. It’s 4pm on Friday afternoon and my music counterparts are crowded around a table heaving with greasy, chocolatey and boozy treats. And to top it all off, two of my  favourite soccerettes turned up last night clutching bottles of champagne and wearing outfts that appear to have been stolen from elves. So as I'm sure you’ll understand, I'm going to keep things brief and leave you to survey this week’s battering by Darks on the White team . Who knows, stuff a yes in a reply tab in outlook, hit “SEND” and you might live to see the Next weeks game. Which just leaves me to wish you all a good weekend. I'm off to hurl plastic cups at the fit work experience girl…

Who fancy’s the Soccerette?

MNF 8th

Watching someone serve their apprenticeship doesn't sound the most thrilling idea ­visions of a acne-riddled youth serving tea and peeling potatoes spring to mind. But when the young pretenders are Son's, Nephews and in some cases Boyfriends, the appeal becomes clear.
Every week we'll have a game featuring some of NW London's greatest new football talent as they bid for fame and fortune, Supporting Damon in attack, shooting from outside the box, playing Defraud out of position and "letting their hair down" in Borehamwood.

The first episode is on Monday...

Last nights Soccerettes anyone??

MNF 25th

It’s important to utilise January and February, because once Deniz’s Russell is finished party goers of note will go back to bed and turn the lights out. Then what will you do?, how about MNF, starring pudgy bringer of excellence Damon Letzer alongside lead-lady of crap sodding Facebook Status’s, Richard Ashley. Then get with the bad time-bending of Paul Grotts and wonder why it is that Darren Stepsky will never do anything as cool as play in our game on Monday Nights…

Soccerette Anyone? 

MNF 18th

The spleen-bursting exhilaration of Damon’s pace is probably enough to push any football-head into trouser-moistening rapture at North London's new MNF. Add to that the ear-pounding and booty-shaking courtesy of yours truly at the After Party and you've got quite a brouhaha on your hands. And praise the gods of internal combustion for that. One fortuitous MNFer and "wingman" (or wingwoman for that matter) will spend the night being barked orders at and perhaps making a few assists. Then you might trot along to the huge Party featuring the turntablist mentioned - plus many cold brews and svelte dancing ladies.provided this week by the Turk…

Whos In?

MNF 11th

The first MNF Game of 2016 is officially starting, meaning we've finally got some sporting goodness to fill the Xmas void…

It might have taken a while to kick in and for you MNFers get permission to play from boyfriends, wives and mistresses but this could genuinely be the Best Monday Night Football in years..

Or if like Richard Ashley you were just looking for a girl that you can buy a dog with, laze in bed with on a Sunday and spend the rest of your days living like you're in a rom-com? Rather than just some weekend fun? How about the Soccerette…