MNF 25th

it’s a case of quantity over quality this week, with mediocre Shimon Defriend average gangster Mitch and lukewarm Mr Action Paul Churchill  plonking themselves unapologetically in the shop window. That said, if the thought of one-odd hour of Damon Letzer-isms , Richard Freed’s hallmark try-hard footballing and Marc Ratzger running about as things other players inexplicably take him gives you more of a football bonk-on than watching the mighty Spurs, this could well be the best week of your life. Also, you’re retarded!

Soccerette Anyone?!

MNF 18th

It’s important to utilise the squad, because once the game finishes are done MNFers of note will go back to bed and turn the lights out. Then what will you do? So, check next weeks game out, which might be starring pudgy bringer of excellence Richard Freed alongside lead-lady of that sodding Abba film, Richard Ashley. Then get with the freekick-bending Shimon Defraud and wonder why it is that Damon Letzer will never do anything as cool as play in MNF.

Soccerette Anyone? 

MNF 11th

Kick back, rest your legs and exercise those fingers with todays email. It’s nothing if not entertaining. But sifting through last nights images could leave you a little numb, and the news these female casualties have been taken off the singledom market this year won’t help. ‘Stimulating’ shouting from Damon Letzer, Richard Freed & Shimon Defriend reignite a tingle. Apply for MNF for best results.

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 4th

We wouldn’t especially care about Bank Holiday MNF if it weren’t for these two precious words: Darren Cooper. Somehow Mr Chilli managed to get the defense-god to star alongside him out of 44 other contenders – so here we are to celebrate with this next mammoth game In another footballmatic coolness, the Batman v Superman of MNF!

Check out the shot of the two hotties from last night here, along with the answer to the all important question.

Who fancy’s the Soccerette???

MNF 21st

Afternoon

How exactly has Damon Letzer made himself a household name in the last 12 months? Is it his heart-warming portrayal of a rambling everyman? Or its just simply funny when a man with a super tight T Shirt shouts at his team mates? Whatever the reason, his latest, self-penned stoner performance on Monday ought to appeal to those who chuckled through him swearing at Ratzger and Cooper. Or indeed, anyone who likes to skin up a Pepperami-sized joint now and then. Oh and what about those 2 goals from me last week, admittedly I impressed myself….

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 14th

My Hampstead Heath pain is nearly over, it’s cold outside and you’re pretty much still shocked at the language Freed used last week,  So what better way to spend next Monday Night than chatting and flirting with some of the fittest girls in the UK who are waiting to meet you online? Ok fair enough not your thing… how about responding to this email, and if you feel you’d like to dip your toe in, it’ll cost you less than the price of a pint each week. And what’s more, you can do it all from the comfort and warmth of your own home or office. Lovely.

Reply now and see what lovelies where hanging around last night….

MNF 7th

The week’s over, my birthday celebrations have finished, and Upton Park is once again full of caravan-dwelling morons. And it’s shitting it down with rain. Summer might as well give up. It’s time to make a break for it. So grab your keyboard and any particularly sharp pencils lying about your desk and run for the door. Scream “Come On You Spurs” and hurtle down the stairs. 

Can’t be arsed? Read on instead. It’s probably the more sensible of the two options, and definitely the more rewarding. Why? Three reasons: this exclusive invite to MNF, all the bants from Shimon Defraud you could ever want and enough vocal hilarity to make Maggie Thatcher piss her knickers. So click yourself happy.

 

Soccerette Anyone?