MNF 19th

Hi MNFers,It’s cold outside, the whole world is skint, Deniz Azizberg has just fleeced me for two iPhones’ Richard Ashley is the only guy in the world to ever have a kid, and you still have to contemplate Christmas shopping.So here’s some good news, and as an MNF member I'm telling you first: your favourite footballmonkey spent six hours trying to get a game last week. Lets not make the last one of 2016 the same chore.Soccette Anyone??

MNF 12th

if you're reading this, chances are you're sat morosely at your desk seeking brief respite from the drone-like existence of your tedious office job. Meanwhile there are DJs out there who are receiving a good-luck peck from these two, going to their Xmas Party and heading home to pluck a fat cheque from the doormat. So, to celebrate the release of Richard Ashlkey being allowed out on a school night, we've got a full MNF feature showing you all you need to know about becoming one of the lucky few MNFers who play their enviable trade. And you can try and be one poor punter right now. 

Soccerette Anyone ??

MNF 5th

Hello you.

Happy Saturday. As you may have noticed, the email is late, because we were very sad yesterday…It’s cold outside, the whole world is skint, Shimon Defrauds floor has burnt my Plates and you still have to contemplate Christmas shopping.

So here’s some good news, and as an MNF member I'm telling you first: your favourite webmonkey has spent six minutes talking to these hotties on Thursday night…Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 28th

Afternoon 

Face it: if you spend most of your day at a desk, you're going to get RSI. So you might as well go down in a blaze offurious, rate or slate action. My patented MNF-O-Matic tool will facilitate upper limb and wrist disorder quicker than most, but if you'd prefer a smoother lady selecting mechanic, the hottie from last night was a must see. The countdown to the Top sixteen MNFers starts here..

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 21st

Hello you.

Happy Friday. As you may have seen, there was some heated debate this week at MNF, so moving my fingers to type this is visibly using up my very last dregs of life force. Advance apologies for any spelling mistakes or cool-sounding one liners from last nights clubbing adventure.

You’re better off focusing on the game than reading this drivel, anyway – there’s a whole new MNF next week with an hour of our finest moments from the last lot of regulars, over 50 'want-ins', and the best style advice anywhere in the world from Deniz Aziz. Come and have a play . I'm off to the bar. If anyone’s in Dean Street in London, I’ll be the knackered-looking bloke with Tippex tans drinking heavily.

Have a great weekend.

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 14th

Prefer non-strenuous bids for glory? In order to win a place in this Mondays MNF, you'll need either spod-proof tactical nous, or the sort of luck that in another form would see you struck by lightning 38 times in the space of nine months. Up for it? Respond to this email, then have a look at the hotties from last night. There's places up for grabs - shiny ones that you can trade for crack. The MNF team

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 7th

Today's big news (apart from the late email?!) is that the Duchess of St Johns Wood, the princess formerly known as Simon Defriend has been papped shopping in NYC instead of workin. Oh yeah, and he was unable to play footy on Monday coz he was ‘Packing’.

Now, i can't show you the pictures of his royal gonkness with his royal chicken legs exposed, but I can go one better: a pic of Lisa, a girl who can flip cups using only the power of her bum, and Kelly. You're welcome.

Soccerette???