MNF 29th

Lads,

It’s cold outside, the whole world is skint, Meghan Markle’s about to get married and you still have to contemplate shopping this weekend. So here’s some good news, and as an MNFer I’m telling you first: your favourite Rowleylanemonkey has spent 6 months confirming a new home. I hope you like it.

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 22nd

One kind MNFer (or sarcastic wag, yet to be rumbled) suggested MNF should enter some Organization awards this year, based on the undoubted email-brightening capabilities of our weekly get-to-gethers . Next Monday is no different, cladding your bodies in the finest football training wear you could find. Reply now or your be taking the kids tramlining… 

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 6th

Happy New Year!

Yes, your hangover hurts, but if you're reading this then it means you're physically capable of seeing out of the front of your face. Well done, soldier. Now for the hard part: New Year's resolutions. Most of them you're on your own with, but if you've got any fitness-based goals for 2018, you need to start with a brisk walk to the computer to reply to this email about Monday’s MNF 8.30PM Rowley Lane. It will have everything you need to get fit, strong and healthy - fast. Or by the end of January, anyway.

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 18th

Festive Greetings!

Relax. Christmas is almost here. Like you, I've been spending the week feigning excitement over horrendous Xmas Parties and blaming sprouty flatulence on the office hounds. But I've still found time to knock together a hangover-beating mini-selection of footballers on a pitch in Rowley Lane 8pm that's guaranteed to beat a re-watch of The Spy Who Loved Me. Though if you check out the girls from last night, I'll understand if you'd rather spend the day masturbating yourself into a nerdy frenzy. See you on Monday if not 2018!

Soccerette Anyone???

MNF 20th

Morning 

Stop press! Paul Churchill is hot high in real life. I know, because he’s only ever turned up twice before (and not been able to find his shooting boots) for an MNF game. Unfortunately there is no video, which would confirm, if you like, my suspicion that his frontage may have it’s own Alta ego. Elsewhere, I’ve once again been plundering pitches from all over the country and places you’ve heard but never been to. Tonight’s game is at our old stomping ground Borehamwood FC  (8pm) and will include lots of great jokes about hot potatoes.

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 13th

Keeping a keen eye on our MNF Football pitches? You’ll have noted that October’s Pitch of the Month award goes to Borehamwood and whilst last week’s game was most enjoyable if somewhat confusing. BWFC still tops the weekly table, by virtue of cheating and because its cheaper. So thanks to our friends at Borehawood, chuck an email here and I’ll get you in tomorrows game.

Soccerette 8pm BWFC…