MNF 21st

As any pie-eyed reveller on the plane going to Ibiza will try and tell you, there's only one certainty about that chaotic rocky island - you can never guess what will happen next. But that is exactly what I'll have to do on Sunday, playing tunes to crowds featuring bared breasts and other sundry fun in the sun. You guys can still claim the 2nd finest prize - raise a lazy glass to the ultimate 8-a-side game - I’ll probably be on a sun lounger being charged 50 Euros for a water so you 2 to can make your prone position more entertaining. 

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 14th

When you’re the second best footballer in NW London, there are certain things you can get away with. Unfortunately, starring in a game with me isn’t one of them, as Vinnie found out when he read reviews of ‘MNFMassive’ on youtube earlier this year. In it, he wakes up just as Shimon Defraud hits a volley from 10 yards. And then goes on holiday in speedos and a string vest. Case closed.

Soccerette ?????

MNF 23rd

This week's MNF featured Shimon Defraud - and 6 other fellas in a specific rainy location not taking drugs, not drinking booze and ending up inside Nandos in the middle of Borehamwood. The revelry ends when one fella performs a lethal tackle, and the game becomes a calamitous gore–fest. All the players but one are fairly likeable, which makes watching them play hugely enjoyable. Skill: check. passion: check. Lateness: check. Want in?.

Soccerette anyone?

MNF 16th

After what has felt like an eternity, football is finally back. Without my involvement on Monday, I had to make do with arse-scratching and yawning – which is no substitute, frankly. I’ve been so excited about tomorrow that I’ve even compiled the biggest list of candidates: You’ll be emailing this one round the interweb sooner than you can say ‘3-1’. That’s a promise.

Soccerette??

MNF 9th

It's summer… Just about. Luckily, you've still got just enough time to get your shorts on, get out there and achieve greatness in the sun (with the help of some sexy girls, a amazing pitch at Borehamwood and the intel to make you a water-fight Rambo).

And if you fancy watching me run around Regents park Sunday morning – meet at London Zoo 9am

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 26th

When you’re born with the face of an angry hamster, you deserve a few breaks in life. But following a string of successful MNF appearances, the good lord has decided that Shimon Defraud and the world are just about even, and nabbed his goal scoring ability away from him. Yup, the Rangy driving striker had a stinker. And by way of celebration, I’ve gathered up a selection of his shots on youtube - Spray on some Right Guard and see them here…https://www.youtube.com/user/MNFmassive

Soccerette Anyone? 

MNF 19th

As even the hairiest of MNFers will tell you (Probably Me), Borehamwood is a tough place. Assuming you survive the oppressive locals and the yut-bashing moped fans, there’s still  parking to worry about. But persevere and you’ll discover a shimmering oasis of virtually flawless players (Me, Again!), all sporting slightly funny accents and tending to chicken-laden Nando's. And mingling somewhere among them is ex-Rowly Lane resident and international guntz Richard Freed, who returned to the team this week. Curious? Free Monday? Quick fingers? The first 16 to chuck us an email will immediately be given a place to Monday’s game. Because that's how we roll. Have a great weekend.

Soccerette Anyone?