MNF 22nd

Hello you.

I know what you're thinking - something's not right. But there's no need to log an angry call with IT, or smash your keyboard to pieces like a displeased Ape,  Allow me to explain. I'm late sending out this email for a very good reason. After 3 gigs this weekend with these hotties I totally forgot..

Who’s In?

MNF 24th

As I’m about to board  a plane back to Ibiza - a bit pie-eyed, there's only one certainty about that chaotic rocky island that's similar to MNF - you can never guess what will happen next. But that is exactly ho wee like it, taking place entirely on location and featuring bared breasts (thanks Shahab!) and other sundry fun in the sun. The MNFers will claim a place in Mondays game - raise a lazy glass to the ultimate kick about…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 10th

The beetroot-coloured, burger-munching, lager-swiller is one of Britain's most famous exports - as you know. But the outside world is only now beginning to doff it's cap to the existence of our second great export… the gin-guzzling Fitterz. And where better to find them than in the grizzly depths of San Antonio's West End in Ibiza. So just for your enjoyment I scooped up three of them, sent them to the more affable surroundings of the Ocean Beach Club, stuck them on our table and asked them all where they are going for Rosh Hashanah?

Those that wanna celebrate New Year playing Footy let me know…

MNF 3rd

Hello you.

It's no secret that times are hard. Even the imminent Champions League - an event once so epically hard to get tickets for, every year, without fail, you’d have to rely on Dan Reese’s Dad - has this year been reduced to a barely summer chinwag around a broken photocopier. Still, I'm committed to helping the rest of you out, hence why I’m inviting you to Monday’s game.

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 20th

I’ve been chancing my arm at getting numbers for MNF during August. Each week, I come up with funny 1 liners, shine a camera at hot girls whilst djing and ask for your excuses on why you can’t play?. Until recently, this was terrifying. But then I realized its dark in clubs and the girls don’t see how much grey hair ive actually got, at which point it just became a free for all to see how I quick I could get the shot in...

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 13th

It’s nearly – nearly – the end of the week: the end of somewhat unconventional tinkering with a “side-scrolling” MNF Friday Email. Yep, some of you are binning it for something better then my usual tat and titillation, but not before I pretend you care and offer up another game. Here's where its at. (yup, Borehamwood 8pm). The first 16 to correctly reply “football experiment” wins a place. You’ll also get a bundle of hotties from this weeks Ibiza trip for your troubles. Oh and if you're around the Ned tomorrow night come and here me play discoooo

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 6th

After what has felt like an eternity, MNF is finally back. With loads of you away on holibobs, I’ve had to make do with arse-scratching and yawning – which is no substitute, frankly. I’ve been so excited about the upcoming game that I’m waiting in the car park and pumping up the balls already. Get involved. Have a great weekend.

Soccerette Anyone??