MNF 22nd

As any pie-eyed reveller on the plane back from Ibiza will try and tell you, there's only one certainty about that chaotic rocky island - you can never guess what will happen next. But that is exactly what you'll have to do in Monday's game, happening entirely on location and featuring no tops of players and other sundry fun in the sun. The winners will claim the finest prize ever given away… raise a lazy glass to Deniz H or Shimon not walking off before the end of the match…and GL for the Pool Party at the Ned…

Socccerette Anyone???

MNF 16th

Afternoon! 

The scenes with Damon are way too demure a description of this email. Why? Because it’s the fourth time we’ve coaxed the dinky Media Exec out of retirement, and we’re very good at asking for more. Remember the hotter-than-the-sun game a few weeks ago? Hotter. The marathon Singer chasing Deniz exhibition? Naughtier. Want a better reason to play on Monday? Try the world’s most desirable MNF back on: “Let’s do something that suits my personality. Something uncivilised. Oh alright then lets just do a pool party at The NED…

Who's In??

MNF 17th

Once upon a time crater-faced young teens huddled by their PC's, eagerly awaiting the brand new email about MNF, complemented as ever by the shouting and moaning about balls being flat and team selection being poor. These days, however, that antiquated weekly joy has been leathered into touch by the carnal frenzy that greets the weekly bliss of Soccerettes . And MNF now features last nights successful entrant in their individual glory….

Look below - and prepare to be mesmerised for quite some time: 

Who’s In?

MNF 10th

Afternoon, Keeping a keen eye on our MNF Challenge? You’ll have noted that last weeks non paying player of the Month award goes to a few of you!. Stepsky topped the table with 269 points, by virtue of cheating and picking GDPR as his excuse. D wins himself a place in tomorrows game so we can settle up. Fancy getting involved? Head here…

Last nights Soccerette???

MNF 20th

Hello 

At MNF next week, the pits of anarchy, destruction and professional dossing have been a hive of activity. The gaffer is gonna be in Ibiza, recovering from a “pre season break” and playing lots and lots of bad boy house and disco. So, as is the rule when someone won’t be here to defend themselves, there will be links which will be sent out to pay your subs. Ha. I’ve also been chancing my arm at appearing ‘on the telly’. Each week, the Spurs TV cameras pitch up at the office, shine a camera in our faces and ask for our opinions on getting tickets for the Champions League final. Until recently, this was terrifying. But then they started bringing along a glamorous assistant, at which point it just became a free for all to see who could get the best look down her top...

Soccerette Anyone???

MNF 13th

Evening! 

Theres no doubt about it, North London streets are swarming with talent. Curvy, sexy, trouser-burning talent. Which is why every year, MNF holds a search for the county’s coolest players, as voted for by you. Take last year’s winner Damon Letzer, for example. Or any of these international starlets like Silver, Freed or Chilli . And then there’s the bumper slightly uncut players Riddy, Mitch and myself  - have a rummage over the weekend. 

We’re going to shake things up a bit. Because of Spurs reaching the Champions League Final In addition to the much coveted game Monday’s winners will be getting VIP access to White City tonight  Which means you’ll be seeing lots more of me. And here’s the best bit: if you reply quickly, we’ll chuck you a pass to the Ned too, Interested Of course you are……….

MNF 29th

Dear MNFer’s 

Well, it’s been a week of importance. And while across the road Wolves done the world a favour (more of which later), back in the Norff London my server have been groaning under the weight of traffic for Monday’s game. The sheer scope and quality of this week's candidates should revive even the most frazzled Bank Holiday crusaders, so head this way for the sexy side of Djing. I’ve been taking pictures of groupies far and wide, making lists of the things that women hate most about us and laughing at footage of our resident funnyman James Miller sliding down the pitch on his stomach. Like a penguin.

Soccerette Anyone??