BHMNF 2nd

Hi there,
As it's just been Easter weekend, when it was hot and sunny, I've prepared the following Public Service Announcement:

Things that are brilliant but, crucially, NOT BRILLIANT TOGETHER:

1. MNF and Jewish Holidays.
2. Printers and dolphins.
3. Sunshine and Easter eggs.

Don't say i didn't warn you, kids

Now we had a good game on Monday mainly due to some ringers that were drafted in at the last minute, it’s another Bank Holiday this Monday and whilst I’ll be throwing confette over Kate & Wills tomorrow I need to be in Spain on Saturday to drive the DeWogfrauds around in Golf Buggy….

So who fancy’s the soccerettes?? .

BHMNF 25th

Hi there,
Four-three-four. No, not a cheaty formation of MNFers that said they could then couldn’t play on Monday, but the number of days you'll be working in each of the next three weeks. Unless you happen to have one of those crazy jobs that makes you work bank holidays, of course, in which case you'll be going to work as normal (Richard Ashley). Which is sad. For you. But it probably means you have an important job (Not Richard Ashley), so bravo. I'll spare a thought for you while I fall asleep in the sun and my Calippo dribbles down my chest. It’s a tough life.who fancy’s the Bank Holiday Soccerette????
Oh and just in case you missed 2 weeks ago highlights…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4MpPqlMxyk

MNF 18th Maxson Ababuo

I am Mr Maxson Ababuo and i work with Sec -Point Security Company situated in Ghana, I seek your help in receiving trunks of consignment boxes with cash in Country. Reply ASAP for details… I’m also tired. I stayed up way past my bedtime last night in the hope that someone from The Park Lane knew the Heimlich Manoeuvre in order to stop a Brazilian Goal keeper choking. Sadly, nobody did. Still, at least Dave Lee can cheer himself up with some light relief with his collection of adult art mags, but this time mate, try and remember to put them away before the missus gets home….Make sure you do too, oh and check out Mondays Highlights here - They're good you know

Soccerette Anyone??

Regards Mr Maxson Ababuo.

MNF 11th Teams

Hi there,
Are you wearing shorts? I am. I am AERATED. Well, half of the MNFers will be, while the other half stubbornly take the stance that naked below-the-knee frivolity is somehow the work of the devil. The joke's on them. Them and their sticky balls.

Enjoy the sunshine, enjoy the game, enjoy Simon De Friend winning £430 large on the Grand National right here…..

Let me know if you can’t make it asap and bods don’t forget last week’s subs marked by an X

Lights

1. Singer
2. Rat
3. Didge
4. David d
5. Silver
6. Turky Burger
7. Dan Reese
8. Cooper

Darks

9. Damon
10. Baum x £1
11. Gotts
12. DJ x 1 week
13. Defraud
14. Gink
15. Jason d
16. Chilli

MNF 11th

Hi there,

If you spent £5 of your own money entertaining us and making us happy, and then decided you wanted to erect a seven-foot six-inch statue of Michael Jackson outside Borehamwood FC, I'd say "SURE".

Whether or not you choose to build a monument dedicated to me is entirely up to you. Either way MNF is Back and you can watch Mondays highlights right here...

Enjoy the Soccerette Anyone...

MNF 4th TEAMS

Hi there,
STOP! Stop right there. April Fool is over for this year and there is no point whatsoever in you sitting there continuing to try and make out you never fell for it over and over and over again. Yeah that’s right. I see you. I know your plan. I’ve been alerted to the allegations of denial by the authorities. I’ve had the emails from MNFers telling me they knew it was a joke. And you know what I did? I had a little look on the internet, and I thought to myself: “To be fair, the idea of Simon having you lot round for a BBQ without OK’ing it with missus was never a great idea.” I’m gonna have a cup of tea

Teams

Whites

1. Simon
2. DJ
3. Deniz
4. Singer
5. Baum
6. Cooper
7. Dan Reese
8. Rat

Darks

9. Damon
10. Chilli
11. Perilly
12. Didge
13. David D
14. Silver
15. Gotts
16. Jason D

MNF 4th Cancelled

Hi there,
For those of you who haven't spied the big news in the bottom corner of your screen, we're celebrating the beginning of British Summer Time by offering you lot the chance to come to a BBQ at Shimon Deformed’s on Monday night. Yes, that's right. MNF IS CANCELLED as they are resurfacing the pitch, but there will be canapes and everything @ Defrauds…..
For those of you that will miss it check out Mondays highlights RIGHT HERE ON YOU TUBE
Enjoy the weekend...see you in 2 weeks…..