MNF 27th TEAMS

Hi there,

Last week, Madame Tussauds melted down ‘Howard’ from the Halifax ads. They still have life-size waxworks of Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden and Shrek.

How do you feel, Howard?

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

Its gonna be a scorcher tonight so plenty of water please……

Darks

1. Jason d
2. Simon D
3. Cooper
4. Chilli
5. Gink
6. The ratz
7. Warren
8. David jones

Whites

9. Perilly
10. Ian Chapman
11. Dan reese
12. Singer
13. David d
14. Gotts
15. Silver
16. Baum

MNF 27th Extension

Hi there,

Sad news, people. Richard Ashley, the 43-year-old MNF star perhaps most commonly referred to as 'the one who got the toy car stuck up his arse', is having an loft extension. And hasn’t watched last weeks footage, in fact 15 of you haven’t? so here is your last chance to see the All New highlights right here make sure you do as you will be questioned about it on Monday…….Fridays sure are gloomy sometimes.

Enjoy the email...Soccerette Anyone???

MNF 20th Teams

Hi there,

The best thing I heard on the internet this week is that Richard Ashley has chopped down a tree which he shouldn’t have & Wayne Rooney's going to Glastonbury. If any MNFer bumps into Wayne Rooney or The Gink in a field in Somerset, I’m going to insist they let me buy them a cider. Not because he's the greatest English footballer of his generation or because I feel a nagging duty to inspect Gingers new Arborists Skills, but because I’ve got access to the VIP Gaymers tent and it'll be like they owes me one. Go on Mr Tree Surgeon!

Teams for tonight remember them rules

Darks

1. Gotts
2. Ian Chapman
3. Chilli
4. Dave jones
5. Perilly
6. Josh
7. Damon
8. Gink

Whites

9. Dan reese
10. Max
11. Jason d
12. Cooper
13. Singer
14. The rat
15. Peach
16. Warren

MNF 20th

Hi there,

We do wonder what it feels like to be Richard Ashley today. Strong, we imagine. Warm. Fuzzy. Indescribably smug. That's the sort of decision that just sits in your blood forever. Every time you look in the garden, you just see a fine winking back at you. Gink will never go near a tree again.

In other news, today MNF has got a new look Highlights watch here right now & yesterday I forgot an umbrella and had to ask the dancer at the club last night for a spare pair of socks, all i got was this pic....

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 13th Teams

Hi there,

You lot have done some 'mad' stuff in your time. 1 of you has accidentally impaled themself on a graveyard gate. 1 of you has been caught by another mate bashing off over magazines in Detroit (while ordering room service!), 1 of you has even short changed a brass by 35 quid!

But you’ve never spent 127 hours in the same room like Dave Lee has. MNF's Dave Lee has spent the last few days on display in the window of his Mickey in Barnet to celebrate his missus being away. Check the teams out below on Twitter, the Blog and now Facebook right here...

Darks

1. Cooper
2. Perilly
3. Warren
4. Damon
5. Didge
6. Rats
7. Dan reese
8. Singer

Whites

9. Chilli
10. Peach
11. Baum
12. Grotts
13. Gink
14. Jason d
15. Defraud
16. Shatty

MNF 13th

Hi there,


Rain, rain, will you just do one so we can get back to wearing shorts? In the short space of one week we have been subjected to beautiful sun and then miserable cold, wet, stupid rain. Not cool, weather. Seriously not cool.

Hopefully this will cheer you up.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_231955900151731

THE NEW FACEBOOK MNF GROUP it’s got ALL the rules – so pay attention! Now for something a bit more dull, Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 6th Teams

Hi there,

If you feel like the Bank Holiday has well and truly caused last week to drag, well, for a start, you’d be right. But fear not; to cap off a week of Tuesday-being Monday and all that stuff, I have a MNF for you to sink your teeth into. Have a good ‘un, and remember the Factor 15 this weekend. Wayne Rooney has to, so you do too.

If you cant play let me know ASAP….dont forget your subs, MARKED BY AN X and be on time………….

Enjoy the game...


Darks

1. Grotts
2. Ratzger
3. Baum
4. Josh x1
5. Damon
6. Ron k
7. Ian chapman
8. Gink

Whites

9. Jason D
10. Dave jones
11. Didge
12. Singer
13. Max
14. Dan Reese
15. Simon D
16. Warren £1

MNF 6th

Hi there,

A couple of MNF Bods have done a terrible thing. I really don't know how it happened. It just kind of got out of hand. Escalated. Y'know? They're not bad people. Definitely not. Sometimes bad things happen to good people. Sometimes good people do bad things. It's just the circle of life. The blowing of the wind. The misshapen circle and the evil wind, in this case.

I would tell you what the terrible thing they did was, but then I might get upset about it getting out and have to sue the internet.

(Okay, if you insist. Dave Lee not paying his Speeding tickets. P Dog pulling out at 5pm (it’s the bench for you next week pal!) & the other Dave being in close proximity to someone he shouldn’t. NEVER AGAIN.) Soccerette Anyone??