Friday, 29 July 2011

MNF 1st


Hi there,
"There's a wickit in the crickit!"
"It's sunny again! Quick, let's dash outside and get an ice cream!"
"Did anyone watch Richard Ashley's extension get flooded at the weekend? Let's have a three-hour heated debate about Plumbers..."
Yeah, I've got A LOT of work done today.
Exclusive Friday MNF giveaway... With pre-season in full swing, I'm already getting excited about the new football season. What better time, then, to relive the 2010/2011 MNF season? Email here telling me your favourite moment from last season and you might win a place in Mondays game. Include if you cant make it or be able to pay last weeks subs, please – I'm not a mind reader. If you don't win, you can look at the Soccerette's I met in Spain….
Enjoy the weekend…

Monday, 18 July 2011

MNF 18th Teams

Hi there,

The good news, as I dash off to check out the new Hotel in Torremolinos, (I’m Paying) is that I've got 16 places filled for MNF. It's Tonight and it's a beast of a line-up. To check your name is in the hat, just ping email below.

Have an awesome Game...




Darks

1. Didge
2. Simon d
3. Max
4. Singer
5. Josh
6. Dan reese
7. Ratzger
8. David d

Whites

9. Perilly
10. Damon
11. Cooper
12. Dave jones
13. Jason d
14. Shatty
15. Baum
16. Chilli

Friday, 15 July 2011

MNF 18th


Hi there,

Up to much tonight? I'm doing McQueen if you fancy? I was also sent a book recently about how to cope with the stresses of urban living. I had a flick through. One of the things the book recommended was to go to bed before 10.30pm on Mondays and Tuesdays. And you know what? I took that book and put it in a bin.

Enjoy the weekend and the extra special Soccerette???!!!!!!!!

Monday, 11 July 2011

MNF 11th Teams

Ola

Bad news, Cooper. Move over, Singer. Sorry, Your Highness. Jonathan Defriend wants to join MNF, and the target of our royal affections from now on.

Of course, that’s if we let him in. It’s still early days yet, and until then, the ineffable allure of being a MNFer means that Damon will edge him out in the Mouthyness stakes. And Ratzger too, on account of – well, you know why. We all know why…...

Darks

Shatty
Max
Didge
Jason d
Baum
Chilli
Grotts
Ratz

Whites

David d
David jones
Damon
Perilly
Simon
GINK
CHAPMAN
Dan reese

Friday, 8 July 2011

MNF 11th


Hi there,

Oh. Right. Yeah. Cheers, MNF. You just come into our lives and take over for years, why don’t you? With your Astroturf and your Nike Balls and your Damon bloody Letzer, your delicious Locozade, your posh people and your Simon flamin’ Defriend. We’ll get used to 8pm being a time when we think “ooh, who's on what team?” rather than “ooh, what’s the missus banging on about today?” We’ll get used to this. We’ll become all dependant on you. We’ll let you be a part of us.

And then what happens? You just up and leave, without any warning. Leaving us here, sad and alone, without any Highlights.

Who fancy's the soccerette???

Monday, 4 July 2011

MNF 4th Teams

Hi there,

It was a large night last night & It's the big game tonight. Who's going to win? I’m not sure. Whoever doesn't lose, probably.

It's just so much harder to guess when you don't get to watch a six-minute highlight montage from last week - one moment of genius was seeing The Rat running along to take an air kick at Defrauds it reminded that’s kinda how they train… one of them runs across cold streets in a hoody and pounding on frozen cows, the other spends too much time doing publicity and dining in fancy restaurants.

Whoever wins, let's hope it is a game that Martin Jol would be proud of, not one of those 'hug, prod, shimmy, hug'-fests which have become far too common.

Let's get ready to ruuuuumble!


Darks


1. Jason d
2. Simon d
3. Singer
4. Dan Reese
5. Cooper
6. Max
7. Ian
8. Perilly

Whites

9. Damon
10. Gotts
11. Dave Jones x1
12. The Rat
13. David D
14. Baum
15. Chilli
16. Gink

Friday, 1 July 2011

MNF 4th


Hi there,

Mmmmm, 30 degree heat. Lovely, wasn’t it? I’m so glad on Monday I didn't wake up with a dehydration headache. I’m so glad my clothes went damp with sweat on the train to work. I’m so glad there was plenty of space to sit and eat my lunch in the park. And I’m so glad Silver got injured and I came to the Whites rescue! check it out right here it’s so so Good. Still, at least I’m gonna see a few of you MNFers on Sunday where me and the Gink will be spinnin some classics from 1976. Super.

Soccerette Anyone??