NY MNF 2nd

Hello

Roughly a million people watch the highlights of MNFmassive on youtube (Like the ‘All I Want For Christmas Is Jews’?!), just need to get it on BBC Three. MNF are making a little trip to Thailand to see Gingbag & Myers 'Fist' tour at the Bangkok Arena. Before I travel, I’m asking the fine MNFers to tell us the funniest stories they've heard about in 2011 thanks to MNF.
Obviously the story about the guy who scammed £7 million out of Bristol Zoo. The old boy who started ‘working’ there 25 years ago as a fake car park attendant was charging cars and coaches to park there and due to a mix up between the zoo and the council no one even realised he was doing anything wrong! Doesn’t count, and I’m still waiting to see if the first MNF 2012 will be on this Monday but on the off chance it is need to know who fancy’s the soccerette??

Happy New Year – See You On The Other Side…

XMAS MNF

Can you hear trumpets in the distance? You probably can. They're heralding our legendary MNF, which is happening possibly next WED 28th. How are you getting geared up for this epic event? Well, if I'm honest, I'm sitting down with a cup of tea and watching this weeks highlights and tinkering with the soundtrack. But I'm just warming up. Mark my words. Tonight, I'm going to paint the town not only red but many other similar shades, including crimson, mauve, maroon, and really dark pink. And, if I've got time, puce.

But no promises on puce. I'll see you in 2012 if no one wants to play next week. If you could get me a cup of coffee (black, two sugars, slug of whisky, little more, little more, what's the matter, are you afraid of running out?) and some dark glasses for tomorrow morning, that'd just be super.

MAKE SURE YOU WATCH OUR CHRISTMAS EDITION OF MNF HIGHLIGHTS RIGHT HERE AND TELL ME IF YOU REALLY DO FANCY THE SOCCERETTE??

MNF 19th TEAMS

Hi there,

The brutal truth of the matter is that I may have to work late tonight. The MNF website is nearlyfinished, y'see, but 'nearly' doesn't cut it, not when you want to throw yourself into Christmas party time with true recklessness. So I'll get it done after-hours, make sure it's just as I want it, just as you asked for it, just in time for deadline. Then, I'll get a little bit merry. Enjoy yourselves out there tonight…its gonna be cold!

Don’t forget last weeks subs either!!!

Darks

Cooper x 1
Josh x 1
Jason x 1
Ging x 1
Richard Peach
Damon x 1
Chilli x 1
Silver x 1

Whites

Robert
Dan Reese x 1
Didge x 1
Turk X 1
Dave Lee
ARON x 1
Dave J x 2
Darren Harris

MNF 19th

Hi there,

Who'd be a four-time Olympic gold-medal winner, eh? Cyclist Sir Chris Hoy is took an absolute hammering on Twitter this week after being mistaken for Premier League ref Chris Foy, the man who might not have had the best of games at Sunday's fixture between Stoke City and Spurs. Robbed!

"Just for the record 1) I don't need glasses and 2) I do not lead a double life as an English premier league ref. That's Chris Foy," Hoy tweeted. Meanwhile, on the MNFmassive Twitter account you can say WHATEVER YOU LIKE. Really. I mean that. Keep those messages coming, especially if you fancy seeing your name in the team next week.

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 12th TEAMS

Hi there,

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind

...sang Bob Dylan. This weekend, during the pretty-bloody-punchy winds we've been having, the answer was apparently Gingbags Birthday

To celebrate the happy fact that I'm hanging out with Duran Duran TONIGHT, I've got a great game lined up for you later, plus a waffle maker, a cooler box and a selection of lovely snacks to give away to one lucky MNFer.

Enjoy


Darks

Jason D
Gink
Den
Dave Jones x1
Chilli
Shatty
Josh
TBC

Whites

Silver
Darren Harris
Cooper
Warren
Didge
Ratz
Damon
TBC

MNF 12th

Hi there,

Bl-oo-dy hell. You spend a few days hauled up in outermost Norfolk and when you return the whole world has turned upside down. Shimon Defraud is coming to a boys night out, Gingbag is going to Thailand with another fella (GAY), I'm on crutches from Monday, Jeremy Clarkson's upset everyone and there's pandas in Scotland.

Pandas in Scotland? Isn't that one of the seven signs of the apocalypse?

Kings Club Chelsea tomorrow night if you fancy that and the Soccerette??

Enjoy the weekend

MNF 5th TEAMS

Hi there,

Blimey, MNF teams tonight are a bit hoo-ha. But it's all done now, with Darks drawn in Group A alongside Whites, So now you know.

In case you hadn't heard yet, Gingbag is back from the USA. You can hear all about it by talking to him tonight, but for now I'd just like to say thanks once again for all your texts, tweets and messages you've sent it. We're making the MNF you want, and I hope it shows. Have a superb game...and don’t forget if you owe, you have to go…………..

Darks

1. Max
2. Josh
3. Jason d
4. DJ
5. Dave Lee x1
6. Shatty
7. Didge
8. Darren Harris (2 quid)

Whites

9. Warren
10. Silver
11. Ratz
12. Dan Reese
13. Damon
15. Chilli
17. Cooper
18. Gink

MNF 5th

i there,

Today's big news, obviously, is that its the Cellphone Store Xmas Party tonight. I know your all in a tizz, because it's a chance that Richard might find a geezer….& clearly if the planets are appropriately aligned, it's just a matter of time before we can announce the first official MNF wedding. Gingbag has a colour scheme and eveything.

Oh BTW I just read that one of John Lennon's to-do lists is going under the hammer on Wednesday with a minimum bid of £1,900. Accordingly, I've just written 'Write more to-do lists and KEEP THEM REALLY SAFE' on a scrap of paper. You should too.

Enjoy the weekend…who fancy's the Soccerette??