MNF 30th TEAMS

Hi there,

Today we're having a bit of an extended leaving do for two of MNF's finest, Sing Sing and The Gink, who are spending the day somewhere near London sampling the sunshine. It started sat night Richard's Bro's 40th and seems to be continuing through the weekend in various parts of Cockfosters.

It's as if we just couldn't say goodbye [sniffs, blows nose dramatically]... Thanks for the good times, guys. We leave you all with a couple of their most glorious moments. (Below) until next time! Don’t forget your arrears and see you at 8!

Darks

Max
Freed
Wazza
Josh Burns x 1
Baum x1
Bradley
Josh Abrahams x1
Jason d

Whites

Chilli
Darren cooper
Silver 1.50
Den
Damon
Dan Reese
Spencer x1
Didge 1.50

 
TRAILER
  DEWOGFRAUD FEW MONTHS AGO

MNF 30th

Hi there, I have exciting news! Exciting MNF news! Which, as everyone knows, is the easily the most exciting kind of news you can get... I’m taking this weeks highlights and making them unspeakably more amazing. So amazing you won't be able to utter a word - more of a short, sharp gasp with your mouth hanging open, really. That's happening right here, and because of its unspeakable amazingness you'll be getting all your MNFery needs from it, and not from our pocket dynamos on a Monday. So if you're not already watching, CLICK BELOW right bloody now! You simply won't be sorry. Enjoy... Soccerette Anyone???? TRAILER DEWOGFRAUD FEW MONTHS AGO

MNF 23rd Teams

If, like me, you’re an avid fan of MNF, you’ll be familiar with the feeling of watching a game you’d never normally give a second thought to and leaping out of your seat every time Gingbag ventures over the halfway line or cursing your stubborn “there’s no way he'll keep this up” stance as Damon Letzer bags yet another hat-trick.

Picking these teams every week almost constitutes a full-time job. But now, as if those bastards at hadn’t already devoured enough of my time, I'm gonna launch a poll to decide the ultimate MNF team of the last 20 seasons.

Be warned: this will consume most of your day, if not week, and you will become embroiled in friendship-endingly intense debate with your mates and colleagues. Also, if you forget last weeks subs, I’ll never invite you again.

Teams

Darks

1. Jason d x1
2. Chilli
3. Didge x1
4. Singer x1
5.Ian chap x1
6. Cooper x1
7. Baum x1
8. Grotts x2
9. Turk

Whites

10. Dan reese x1
11. Silver x1
12. Didge x1
13. Dj x1
14. Wazza x1
15. Damon x1
16. Gink x1
17. Bradley
18. The rat

MNF 23rd

Hi there,

Have you seen the awesome video of a holographic BLUE performing in Chengdu yet? It was bloody amazing. If you haven't seen it, watch it here. soon. Then come back and tell me which other former great MNFer you'd like to see back - you can have your say.

Seeing things that aren't really there is a weird experience, eh Martin Atkinson?

Enjoy the soccerette...

MNF 16th TEAMS

Hello

If I'm honest, i was initially feeling a bit upset that this weekend comprises only two days, making it half the size of last weekend’s four-day egg-mauling bonanza. But then I realised…
SOMETIMES SMALL THINGS ARE BETTER THAN BIG THINGS

1. Luka Modric > Emile Heskey
2. Wearing a watch > dragging a grandfather clock around with you everywhere you go
3. All the other Kardashian sisters > that giant one
4. Flatscreen tellys > those massive boxy ones that took up half your lounge
5. Tinie Tempah > Will Smith

So there. Let’s all enjoy this weekend for what it is - the brave, forty-eight hour little champion of good times.
PS If you can't watch the FA Cup semi final RIGHT NOW coz you are about to get on a flight to Hong Kong, then what are you playing at?

Enjoy the game COYS… and I will collect the doe next week!

Darks

Grotts x 1
Silver
Jason d
Spencer
Didge
Weener
Baum
Bradley
Josh A

Whites

Iain
Singer
Dan reese
Cooper
Josh burns
Damon
GInk
Freed
Darren harris

MNF 16th

Yo

A Yuletide meal at an expensive restaurant is disturbed when a woman starts screaming. ‘My son's choking! ‘ she cries. ‘He’s swallowed the sixpence in the Christmas pudding! Please, anyone – help!’

Without speaking, a man stands up at a nearby table, and walks over nonchalantly. Smiling pleasantly, he grips the boy by the gonads and squeezes: the boy coughs, and out pops the coin.

‘Thank you so much!’ beams the relieved mother. ‘Are you a paramedic?’

‘No,’ replied the man, ‘I work for the Inland Revenue.’

So here are two girls taking pictures of themselves in their bedrooms to feature as a Soccerette. They want you for flirty chat online. or just want to show you their socks. Ya dig?

Who's In?

MNF 2nd TEAMS

Hi there,

April Fool’s Day is without question my least favourite day of the year. It gives complete twats the freedom to act like complete twats, provided they shout “APRIL FOOL’S” at the end of being a twat.

“Haha! I punctured the tyre on your car! April Fool’s!” Twat.

“I sent a text to Gingbag pretending he's playing MNF on monday! LOL! April Fool’s!” Twat.

“I replaced your emergency inhaler with a party blower! April Fool’s!” Twat.

Even if you are a dedicated ‘japester’, April Fool’s Day is actually the worst day for you to perform your hilarious pranks. Everyone knows it’s April Fool’s Day, so they’re on their guard. It’s like trying to pickpocket someone while wearing an ‘I’m A Massive Pickpocket’ T-shirt and humming the Pink Panther theme tune.

Let's just call it 'Sunday', eh?

Enjoy the game

Darks

Josh Burns
Silver
Ging
Turk
Robert Baum
Spencer
Cooper
Dave jones
Rakster

Whites

Didge
Wazza
Jason D
Dan Reese
Singer
Josh Abrahams
Freed
Max
Darren Harris x 1