MNF 3rd

Hi ,

Not since the end of the Olympics & Monday's MNF all those many, um, days ago, have I lived through such an inspiring few days.

I learnt that if you're a 27-year-old prince, third in line to the throne, with millions of pounds to your name and girls desperately knocking at the door to your Las Vegas hotel suite, then you can do pretty much whatever the fudge you want.

Fair play to Harry. My only beef with the ginger prince is that he apparently forgot to send me an invite to the strip-billiards party.

I'm assuming it was just some sort of clerical error… I'll see you there next time, but until then…Cooking lesson at mine anyone??




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MNF 13th TEAMS

Hi ,

It seems the country is suffering from a potentially dangerous gold medal addiction. Silvers and bronzes may have satisfied us before, but they were mere gateway medals to the shiny beauty of the crowning glory. Now nothing else will do. We, the people of the UK, crave gold.

If you peer through windows of offices and homes nationwide you'll see self-confessed "gold addicts" sat glued to the TV, wrapped in British flags, dressed head to toe in Team GB merch, wiping tears away every time we missed out on the top prize. No one cares that Team GB smashed the Beijing record - all they're thinking is, "Where am I gonna get my next gold fix?"

Well, you better of had it last night - after yesterday, it'll be 10 more hours before we catch a glimpse of shiny yellow joy at MNF

Enjoy the game..ROBERT BAUM DO NOT LET ME DOWN WITH SUBS

WHITES

1. Baum x1 DO NOT FORGET TO PAY LAST WEEKS PAL 

2. LEE P (GK)

3. Josh b

4. Freed

5. Silver

6. Deni x1

7. Dave lee

8. Chilli

DARKS

9. Max

10. Wazza

11. Gink

12. Singer

13. Ratzger

14. Damon

15. Dan Reese

16. Didge 

MNF 13th

Hi ,

She is by far the sexiest thing about the Olympics coverage, and pretty much the only person alive who could make me interested in water polo…I’ve long held a hefty crush on sex-bomb groupies, even though its not always easy for me to maintain my obsession: one minute im spinning (and they want to chat, the next im getting paid and they vanish. 

But this lilting voice, lithe body and come-to-bed-and-let’s-do-gymnastics eyes continue to haunt me, even during her absences last night. 

Thankfully, MNF have seen fit to place a pic front-and-centre amongst our 35-strong team of MNFers: – You’re all super-fit, but she is even fitter. 

Long-time MNFites will know that Robert is back to his old tricks again and wont be picked on Monday unless he coughs up. He can still do the splits, y’know. Would you like to see Bobby Baum do the splits? Of course you would.

Come on then who fancy's a bit of Soccerette?

 





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Hi ,

What a weekend! Could Britain be on more of a roll? Team GB are absolutely storming these Olympics, with every passing hour seeing yet more medals awarded and yet more world records snapped in two like brittle twigs.

Aside from swelling our hearts with patriotic pride, it's also giving me a chance to show off my impressive knowledge of shooting, cycling, judo and rowing - sports which I've long been a total expert on, ever since I skim-read some Wikipedia pages a couple of days ago.

How could this week possibly get any better? Well, I'll tell you: the brand-new MNF tonight! Featuring hyper-fit Jason De Mel, it's a record-breaking, medal-winning, podium-bothering, national anthem-singing, overcome-with-emotion-ing champion amongst football.

Be part of history: sprint down to Borehamwood, DON’T FORGET LAST WEEKS SUBS 'ROBERT & CO"

Darks 

1. Letzer x1

2. Turk x1

3. Bobert x1

4. Chilli x1

5. Wazza x1

6. Dave lee

7. Josh b

8. Cooper x1

9. Silver x1

Whites 

10. Gink x1

11. Jason d x1

12. Grotts  x1

13.  Singer x 1

14. Freed x1 

15. Dan reese x1

16. Spencor x 1

17. Dj x 1

18. Rat x1 

Turky has 2nd july subs  Turk x1 charlie x1 lee x1 cooper x1 dave lee x1

chilli x1

MNF 6th

Hi , There was a modest opening ceremony for an obscure sporting event that took place in our nation's capital this time last week. You won't have heard of the event itself, as there's not really been much of a marketing push behind it, but believe me, a handful of people are actually pretty excited about it.

I'm being willfully obtuse for comedic effect, aren't I, MNFers. Obviously, I'm talking about the 'Lympics, and I'm all over that shizz like gravy on beef. Even though it looks like i'm the only person going to the football tomorrow, and the only glimpse of a celebration was a couple of flags hung across the Virgin bar @ 40,000 feet last Friday.

MNF's superfunnyman Ian chapman will be lighting up Ibiza with his wonky-brained thoughts on the best clubs and the crazy five-ring circus that surrounds them. If you listen to any of Damon's crap during any MNF, you'll know you're in for a tit-tickling treat…

 Soccerette Anyone???




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