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Hi ,

Whether you'll be spending your weekend at home with a loved one, in Ibiza for the closing parties, At Didge's Stage face down in a pool of your own sick in Brookmans Park, I hope it's the best dang-blasted weekend OF YOUR LIFE. You bloody deserve it.

But before you go get tanked up, down, or whatever direction you like to tank in, enjoy this cheeky little early MNF email as i'm catching a flight far to early to round-up all the week's interneting. So for Didgy especially... Soccerette Anyone?

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MNF 24th TEAMS

Tired of winning nothing and spending too much money on tickets and fed up with an underperforming manager and overpaid players? Bored of commuting 200 miles to see your team play out a nil-nil bore draw?

Fear not – because MNF is back tonight, and as you lot are getting a little bit older and dare I say it unreliable I am having to introduce a new fining system which comes into play today, whilst I realise most of you understand the reason I send an email out on Friday is so you have plenty of time to organise your Monday night so you can play.

There are certain circumstances beyond your control which means you have to pull out and those will be judged on a case by case basis, however from now on if anyone drops out for a non bonafide reason after team sheets hit the street you will be fined 1 weeks subs – Simples, follow the rules and we'll find the perfect MNF in no time…

 See you later

Darks
Chilli
Max
The rat
Dan reese
Bradlley
Jason D
Grotts
Didge

Whites
Turk
Letzer
Josh burns
Singer X 1
Baum £1.50
Cooper
Silver
Spencer


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MNF 24th

Hi ,

Today's old news is that the Duchess of Cambridge, the princess formerly known as Kate Middleton, has been papped sunbathing on holiday with her hubby Prince William. Oh yeah, and she was topless at the time. 

Now, I can't show you the pictures of her royal hotness with her royal boobies exposed, but I can go one better: a pic from last night, a girl who can flip shots using only the power of her erm hands, and Ms Soccerette. You're welcome.

I'm of to Bournemouth, as they say down there enjoy the weekend...



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MNF 17th

 

Hello

After losing MNF way back on Monday (High-five, Chillionthego!), Richard promptly took the nation by storm. The Gink got so injured he has became a source of national pride, so much so that when he bumped into Mo Farrah outside his office the other day, it nearly started the Olympics all over again. Tony Blair was apparently overheard saying, by someone who was unavailable to comment, ‘I swear Cherie, if he says something like that about MNF again, I’m doing a five-stretch.’ Such is the devotion to our MNF.

Few Players from MNF beginnings have achieved levels of fame anywhere near Simon Defraud. he even took back a crap sound system that cost £35 in 2008, while search engine Bing listed him as the 16th most searched for person in the UK in 2012; no doubt the words 'regaled', 'ripoff' and 'dodgy' accompany his name in almost every search, but I'm not here to discuss semantics. While he has refused to pose in Property Week, a certain tape featuring Simon and boyfriend Gino De Campo was leaked to perhaps the most eager, but guilty audience of all time back in 2011.

If you’re sat there thinking this is all very well, but whats happening on Monday as its Rosh Hashanah? Then I have two words for you – Its On. .and I'm super pleased, but if some slimy showbiz MNFers think they can take advantage, I’ll be on them like a spooked chimpanzee.

Happy New Year and who still fancy's the Soccerette?

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MNF 10th

Hi ,

What are you up to this weekend, oh treasured and trusted MNFer? Are you off to Ibiza? Are you heading out on a boozy date with Didge? Are you attempting to get into the Guinness Book of Records by balancing 47 bowler hats atop your head? Perhaps you're doing all three. I certainly will be.

Before you embark on your busy, boozy, bowler-hatted weekend, take a few minutes to glance over this week's MNF, which - as ever - is packed to the pixels with as much infunmation (that's fun + information) as your mind can handle.

It makes a perfect decoy for having to walk around San An with Gingbag in the vest or Beachbag !!

Soccerettes??




















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