MNF 17th

 

Hello

After losing MNF way back on Monday (High-five, Chillionthego!), Richard promptly took the nation by storm. The Gink got so injured he has became a source of national pride, so much so that when he bumped into Mo Farrah outside his office the other day, it nearly started the Olympics all over again. Tony Blair was apparently overheard saying, by someone who was unavailable to comment, ‘I swear Cherie, if he says something like that about MNF again, I’m doing a five-stretch.’ Such is the devotion to our MNF.

Few Players from MNF beginnings have achieved levels of fame anywhere near Simon Defraud. he even took back a crap sound system that cost £35 in 2008, while search engine Bing listed him as the 16th most searched for person in the UK in 2012; no doubt the words 'regaled', 'ripoff' and 'dodgy' accompany his name in almost every search, but I'm not here to discuss semantics. While he has refused to pose in Property Week, a certain tape featuring Simon and boyfriend Gino De Campo was leaked to perhaps the most eager, but guilty audience of all time back in 2011.

If you’re sat there thinking this is all very well, but whats happening on Monday as its Rosh Hashanah? Then I have two words for you – Its On. .and I'm super pleased, but if some slimy showbiz MNFers think they can take advantage, I’ll be on them like a spooked chimpanzee.

Happy New Year and who still fancy's the Soccerette?

A Couple Of Weeks Ago
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