MNF 21st

MNF concludes for another year. Here's how we might be able to celebrate with the final game of 2015, unfortunately its not with the cast of Star Wars, Made In Chelsea or TOWIE and judging by how many of you are gonna be away or watching the Arse it might not happen... 

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So it could just be the new generation of MNF stars who don’t play week in week out… and just sit at home on computer games.

How do you know if you've gone too far on your work Xmas get-together? Yasmin and Veronica were there to help…

Soccerette Anyone?? Happy Chrimbo if not…

MNF 14th

On Monday we pay a visit to the world’s oldest school for wannabe Father Christmases. It’s in Borehamwood, obviously.

Look back on the past year with a comprehensive guide to what the MNF’s in 2015 taught us. (How to find a girlfriend, and keep her – the difference between a black t shirt and a white one, and more importantly how much air should be in a ball)

You are MNFers. You are strong. And can prove this by responding to my emails faster than no other man should be able to.

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 7th

If you're without a fear of football and have always wanted to check out the view from the astro turf pitch in Borehamwood, this is the game for you... 

Yeah, the annual Victoria's Secret party was pretty sexy, but it's nothing compared to what went on behind the scenes last night...

What's the best way to end an email? Thanks? Kind Regards? Cheers? Nope, this is what you need to end on if you want to be professional without overdoing it…

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 30th

Out with the Turk so looking forward to getting a few of these meaty game-changers down our pipe-holes on Saturday night...

Anybody who's ever engaged in a single MNF session with know that it's one of the most difficult things that a human being can get chosen for..

Some of The Rules are being blurred at the mo so next weeks email will tells us how you manage to go from wannabe part-timmer to a fully fledged regular on the MNF circuit - you’ve been warned!

It'd be bloody difficult to find a man (or woman) on this planet who doesn't love Damon Letzer’s rants, and that's why he's an unmitigated 100 MNF legend…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 23rd

Vinnie Mitchell is set to become the nation's favourite MNFer in next weeks instalment of I'm From North London... Get Me A Game…

Guest Deniz Hargreaves, always comes up with the extras & with the winter coming close he could bring in all players we never knew we needed…

If you're in fear of your wives ‘underthethumbness’ and make up the old ‘Out injured’ line, this is not the game for you… 

Chinese Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 16th

MNF is almost 25 years old. So, we're celebrating in the best way we know how, by bringing together the most iconic moments in the game's history…

You'll sit a bit more comfortably in your chair knowing you're not about to board a flight to Beijing only to get back on one 36 hours later…

The way everyone plays does the job, but you know you could be better. What are you doing wrong? Well, heed the Turks advice and never play the wrong way again…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 9th

Richard Ashley just hit 40 million followers on Instagram. No not really but he is finally taking a break from MNF and believe it or not Facebook… (honestly its a injury!)

What's the brand-spanking new MNF gonna be like without him, you might ask? A bit like the Bigger burgers at Macky D’s... Made to order? Fresh ingredients? It's not the McDonald's you know, but it's about to get seriously classy...

Treat your eyeballs to last nights hotties, MNF, the greatest place on planet Earth

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 2nd

Men are taking photos of their balls in stunning landscapes and calling it ‘Nutscaping’ 

Er... to each his own? (Richard Ashley will be the first MNFer to do it on his next trip no doubt?!

MNF is a bastion of cut-throat capitalism, unlike the any other 8 aside. Which is why fines and bans are in place for those that don’t follow the rules…However our resident MNF Nerds will know that Spurs play Villa on Monday night thus meaning we might not get numbers, so let me know if you’re up for the biggest brain-melting, buzz-inducing high-caffeine game there is…

MNF 26th

Today's #ThrowbackThursday is a really, really, really good one… (except its Friday!)

3 days till delicious, Michelin star-rated football you can play at Borehamwood…

Smart casual is a minefield (ask Dave Lee), but don't worry, here's a foolproof guide to dressing right and bossing your next parents eve…

Last nights Soccerettes?

MNF 19th

Facebook-posting MNF sensation Dave Lee has just put another 1 week only Cellphone only offer on his status. Again…

Its cold in Amsterdam, but we got Chic-King tomorrow so getting my winter gut ready for enough hot chicken to stop a freight train…

So MNF Includes, The Gingbag who despite being rejected for the darks team 70 times , won last weeks best Michael Flatley impression …

Back by popular demand, here are 2 more jaw-droppingly hot girls from last night you need to know about...

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 5th

Nike! Adidas! Sondico! Footballs BUT WHICH ONE IS BEST?

Who cares - You’ll moan about 'em all...

Next weeks MNF is a special one. On Monday, the legendary Vinnald graces our presence..

Ladies/Dave Lee love a smooth face. Ask the Gink how to get maximum strokeability with minimum irritation…

Heres a sneak peek at the brilliance you’d have found if you’d popped down to Shoreditch last night it was life-changing…

Soccerette???

MNF 28th

Hello here’e shirtless Richard Ashley in Thailand But that's not all. Richards's supermodel best mate Dave Lee also got in on the action…

If you guessed that what happens to your body one hour after eating a Bic Mac isn't exactly great, then you'd be right…

Check here for a 360-degree 'interactive' look at you MNFers on the youtube channel 

Damon Letzer’s got a pretty unconventional warm-up routine…and its not hanging out with these hotties from Beefa!!!

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 14th

Late-night burgers, soya lattes, celebrity BFFs and trips to the Zoo: Richard Ashley is killing it in the City of Angels

Joel Romaner has the absolute back-to-basics guide to growing a beard properly, and the best way to care for it...

Spicy bricks of beef slathered in barbecue sauce whilst in Ibiza next week? Your cookout just got real, hombre…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 7th

This weeks MNF stars the the world's biggest rule breakers, risk-takers and, of course, Ron Korczak…

This easy-to-make email produces perfect MNF teams, every time…

Recap the sexiest Facebook update from the Gink, Yes he’s checked in again at some resort paid for out of Nectar Points - it's only acceptable to start doing these things after half a year together. Sorry, Gingald…

Soccerette Anyone???

MNF 24th

Do you reckon you could take on North West London’s Nando's ultimate (but delicious) #MNF Man Food challenge?

if Batman was Jewish and liked football, this would the game he’d play in. & You're being asked to play in this beautifully organised  piece of sport…

I'm not sure what you're expecting when I ask you to come down to these hot clubs, but it definitely is something like this…

MNF 17th

We all love a bit of nostalgia in our ears. And 51st State showed that, will the tunes ever be that good again?

Shimon Defriend is speaking out about being played out of position, and er, relations with the rest of the MNFers…

If you could shove every wannabe Jewish footballer and stealth property guy into Borehamwood, what would you get? It would probably look like this…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 10th

Simon Defraud plus Mark Ratzker, riding Tahitian defences. It's the best thing you'll ever see in jewish-based sport...

Everyone's seen the MNF teams from last week. But could they be on a guest list elsewhere? What else could you be missing out on?

Yeah, okay, these pictures are a bit BFF. But do they break Instagram's no-nipple policy? You can be the judge of that…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 27th

Who fancies Djing at a party with 85% Women? Absolutely bloody everybody, that's who. (Except the Gink, who’s only interested in the other 15%) Well now that reality is a couple of steps closer thanks to the Dior Party on Wednesday...

We've had a few teasers and the odd image from our MNF footage, but now we've got a whole bloomin’ youtube channel. And it's excellent. Remind yourself here…https://www.youtube.com/user/MNFmassive

Soccerette??

MNF 20th

He's the champion pro MNFer who tames monster defences. Give a high five to last week's star Paul Chilli. Churchill..

I’m gonna put Defraud's position knowledge to the test with my harder-than-it-looks Retro How to Play MNF Quiz. But will he pass?

FANCY WINNING A PLACE IN NEXT WEEKS GAME?

Just fill out this short question and you could be rolling in MNF goodies!

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 13th

After the three-day long saga that was Simon Defrauds war with Spotify, I took a look at some other tunes that angered the property magnet giant..

He's the champion pro partier who tames Brandon Block. Give a high five to this weeks returning MNF star Mr Letzer…

Heatwave? PAH! See how it stacks up against totally scientific scoville scale in Ibiza - 

It's hot out there - but not as hot as these 5…

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 6th

He’s not been allowed out until after the wedding but he came straight back into the fold and we celebrated the arrival of the gingerest player in the squad. Pull up a deckchair if your out on Monday, learn how to write a love letter, undo one of those bra things and most importantly, impress her your Missus friends.

The only thing stopping you from playing on Monday Night is your inactive hands and arms. So let's get moving!

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 29th

I’ve grabbed a word with the unsung heroes who spent their life making Richard Ashley look good for the wedding.

But he’s out of the single game and straight into our faces with naff pictures on FB to celebrate and drag out his wedding celebrations. Pull up a deckchair.

Let our resident food smith Mark Ratzker guide you on your way to staging the ultimate grill-out this summer

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 22nd

The only thing stopping us from taking the P even more out of Richard Ashley is the fact that his newly pronounced wife has beat us to it – yes neither can I believe it, the gift that keeps giving so let's get moving!

&  you know your summer has begun when you see the pics in this email 

I strongly suggest Sharpie-ing the hell out of 22nd June in your diary…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 15th

It's only bloody one week to go before the most showy wedding of the year! That means pink shirts, dodgy speeches and of course, huge, god-forsaking ‘look-at-me isn’t the world wonderful' pictures on Facebook..This, as you know is what the Gink has waited 46 years for…

So just as he and his fiancée are nearly official. Heres a chance to give him your A-game to get his new wife's Israeli pals on side…

I've done it again. The latest MNF is gonna packed full of glorious hotties, ridiculously unuseful tips on where to go in Cannes and more sexy brilliance than you can shake a stick at…

Soccerette Anyone???

MNF 8th

Anybody who's ever got engaged knows its no laughing matter, taking mock up pictures before the actual big day – seeing what angle your profile looks best, the softest filter to make your dress sense look kinda cool or your hair not as ginger, its one hell of a mission, luckily our very own MNFer Richard Ashley is on hand to guide you through the ground rules, oh and don’t go commenting anything funny, as you’ll be deleted quicker than you can press the LIKE button!!! 

What the hell is "normal" anyway? We asked 30 MNFers to tell me how often they moan about the balls we use, the team selection, and watching pornography. How did you measure up?

i’m off to spend two days in Cannes with one of Russia's richest men - who also happens to be a massive pop star. So heres the Soccerettes from Blue Marlin a few weekends ago 

Whos In??

MNF 1st

I hitched a life-changing ride through the Southern Ibiza to sample some of the hottest clubs the White Isle has to offer…

So when MNF match day is finally over, we have somewhere to retreat…

Have you seen next weeks teams yet? Keep an eye out  here for a definitive run down of all of the winners…

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 18th

Have you seen the pics of Ginks stag yet? Check FB for a definitive run down of all of the moaners, dirtbags & Faceoffs...

MNF hitched a life-changing ride through the Southern Spain to sample some of the tastiest grub Benidorm has to offer…

We rely on robots to sort out our lives, but should we trust them at 3am along the strip? Here are some of the most insane sexy hotties from last night… oh and Ginks fav backside!!!

MNF 27th

Anybody who's ever engaged in a phone conversation with Damon Letzer (about MNF) will know that it's one of the most difficult things that a human being could ever do…

The Gingbag of MNF tells us how he managed to go from wannabe SugarDaddy.com customer to the Perfect Husband everyone wants with his new found confidence…

It'd be bloody difficult to find a man (or woman) on this planet who doesn't love having 2 keepers, and that's why Bradders might be a unmitigated MNF legend…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 13th

Apparently Long distance running turns you into a Sex God so Bin the hair gel, burn down the wardrobe and flush away your aftershave - they're useless now. All you need is a big pair of Clair Rayner's …

MNF Vice Chairman Turkish Azizberg has revealed that his 1989 Arsenal kit is the sole reason for the getting the game going…

So lets give a warm round of applause for one of our longest serving members who celebrates his Burfday Today - Mr Paul Chilli Con Carnie Churchill 

Oh and if anyone is thinking about palming me off with a couple of 1 euro coins or not paying subs before the game they can have a nice cosy night in on Monday...  

Soccerette Anyone? 

MNF 30th

Not all MNF Can have me scoring! Paul Grotts set me up a few times this week but it wasn't to be ( I blame the solar eclipse!)– however 6 in 4 aint bad and it felt bloody amazing...

Next weeks MNF is at approximately 20:00 (GMT) and will last one hour. You can't sleep in or work late, because you'll miss it. If you do accidentally sleep in or work late, Like the Eclipse it'll be 2026 before you get chosen again. By which time, we may have destroyed so much of the planet that everyone will be too busy fighting over a part of it to stand on to see what’s going on anyway.

It gonna be a glorious game jam-packed full of brilliant skill you won't find anywhere else…

Miami Soccerette Anyone???

MNF 15th

It's been a while, but I'm still a little bit obsessed with scoring goals (5 in 3?!), MNF's hottest hairy export and first time Half marathon runner...  

If you haven't sponsored me click here https://www.justgiving.com/Max-Bloom2/ every penny counts - it's this Sunday and Mr Chilli is dragging me round for an amazing cause..

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Does your Instagram feed need a spring clean? Here are 2 ridiculously sexy girls from last night you'd be silly not to follow in 2015...

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 9th

So far in 2015 I think I'm right in saying, I've scored 4 in 2 which for me is pretty g-d damn exciting, yes there are haters - (it was an own goal, no keepers, I let it in, blah blah) but I've had a bounce in my step all week which is handy as its taking my mind of running 13 miles with the king of Marathons and fitness Sir Paul Chilli Churchill, if you've donated already your Cool-O-Meter (not a cool word in itself) is off the hook but what matters the most right now…is the cause

https://www.justgiving.com/Max-Bloom2/

Oh and if you fancy the Soccerette?

MNF 2nd

Damon Letzer and fellow MNF Mitch may seem as if they are hanging up their boots, but you don’t need to be very, very sad about it…

Ive surveyed yesterdays Birthday Wishes social media landscape, calibrated its Cool-O-Meter (not a cool word in itself) and worked out who made the most effort…no worries though you can redeem yourself and sponsor me in my half marathon in 2 weeks RIGHT HERE

 – oh and I think Mr Dicker needs some lovin after having a metal plate inserted in his leg a few weeks ago – see below

Poor Madonna fell arse over cape at the BRIT Awards this week. And if you didn't belly laugh like a pissed Father Christmas and watch the Vine over and over again, you're a damn liar…

If you're ready for a bit of 50 Shades of Grey-style football, here's how to make that happen on Monday…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 23rd

OK we are gonna count down the 16 men (and women) who, right now – at this very moment in time – rule the ever-shifting universe of bleeding-edge cool MNFers.

So the time’s come: roll up those sleeves, clean the boots and get ready to be intimate with some doe. (your subs), Borehamwood is at long last, manly.

Still trying to did out the behind the scenes of Allstar Family Fortunes to find out whether the MNF still has a place in today’s footballing world of billionaire players and media owners.

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 16th

Well we called it – MNF is truly are taking over Monday Night North London Football..

Former head honcho at Supertronics (and co-founder of new ripoffmobilephones.com) Deniz Azizberg tried to sneak in this week at the expense of one you regulars..(and nearly got in?!) Next week , it's celebrity Family Fortunes sensation Simon Defraud greeting you to the game of your life. 

But your MNF Soccerette isn't just for staring at…

MNF 2nd

We've all seen the nerdgasm-inducing trailer. But the biggest video release of 2015 is shrouded in mystery. Here's what I think would make the new MNFmassive Youtube channel rock…https://www.youtube.com/user/MNFmassive

Once in a while, a very special trend comes along. One we wish would stay on trend until the end of time…Ginger Hair

The biggest, cleverest and most brutal MNF that'll take over your whole life in 2015…

So who fancy’s the Soccerette?

MNF 26th

Once in a while, a very special trend comes along. One we wish would stay on trend until the end of time…MNF

The biggest, cleverest and most brutal game that'll take over your whole life in 2015…MNF

Breakfasts are glorious, and calorie counting is for wimps - so here's a I’m doing a 12 mile run with Chilli on Sunday and then make the ultimate American breakfast…

Who Fancy’s the Soccerette?

MNF 19th

Right whats with the Richard Ashley posting a selfie every 2 minutes on Facebook all about? 

And forget about loosing the pounds I’m giving my New Year diet the finger with the biggest, fattest, greatest lunch on God's green Earth…Burger & Lobster for me today!!

MNF legend Damon Letzer reveals how he would improve the pumping up of balls in our incredible 'How To Make MNF Even Better’ special on Monday Night..

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 12th

Put down your microwave lunch, embrace your inner forager and join me in the NW London, Monday Night Football extravaganza. This week: should be a full house…

Here's how to take the next game marathon to the next level…

How many is too many? Should a regulars be rotated? Maybe I can reveal the results of the magic number in a survey…

Soccerette Anyone??