MNF 23rd

Morning!

As with most even-numbered years, there’s not much to look forward to on 2016’s sporting calendar. Following the Newcastle debacle, we’re already writing off next season and the next international football (worth caring about) is still over a month away. Even Richard Ashley is likely to piss away his regular status now that he’s getting ever closer to parenthood.

Thankfully, MNF are committed to the future of your sporting pleasure. Which is why I’m launching a campaign to get MNF – the practically no-holds-barred painfest enjoyed by scarily large men and Damon Letzer – onto the 2018 Olympic calendar. Just imagine it – Spencer Simmons pummelling the organs out of Richard Freed on a massive floating octagon in the middle of the Borehamwood. Head this way to join our thoroughly worthy cause.

Prefer your entertainment with a little less blood, sweat and grunting? Come to Ibiza for IMS on Tuesday. It’s light on grappling, but laden with hilarious, sexy and inventive attempts to get you partying.

Check out last nights hottie, shoving Shimon Defirend squarely off his perch in the 'looks incredible in a pair of tight culottes' stakes.

Soccerette?

MNF 16th

The race for next Mondays MNF livened up this week as a funny ad for Haven hit the TV. Early conclusions? By the hairspray-helmeted standards of North West London, our very own Lee Dicker is featured & looking good, Lee is in his 40s. So if he become even more famous - then plays footy again – for the first time in history the strong midfielder will be someone you could actually countenance saying ‘I Know him'. (he also – along with Shimon Defraud knows a lot of other celebrities and genuinely believes them to be friends!) Back home, if you’re up for more shenanigans tonight , you’ll have noticed that I’m playing at McQueen I’m on at 11 and theres a VIP table for waiting for those interested,  Want in for next week's MNF register your interest here. The winners bag themselves a guest list at Mambo London opening do…

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 9th

With a couple of MNFers wanting to see the original  trailer this week so women everywhere can gasp all over their keyboards, MNF penetrates deep inside the potty-mouthed footballing  phenomenon that's warped your Damon Letzer's sex drive…

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So whether you've got a long train journey ahead of you or you're sitting at home with your feet up enjoying the start of the summer, next weeks game will no doubt have some brilliant fair-weather players to stimulate your brainbox…oh and 16 middle-aged men who prove this heatwave might be the hottest thing this side of a chilli spewing volcano!

Soccerette Anyone??