Morning!
As with most even-numbered years, there’s not much to
look forward to on 2016’s sporting calendar. Following the Newcastle debacle,
we’re already writing off next season and the next international football
(worth caring about) is still over a month away. Even Richard Ashley is likely
to piss away his regular status now that he’s getting ever closer to
parenthood.
Thankfully, MNF are committed to the future of your
sporting pleasure. Which is why I’m launching a campaign to get MNF – the
practically no-holds-barred painfest enjoyed by scarily large men and Damon
Letzer – onto the 2018 Olympic calendar. Just imagine it – Spencer Simmons
pummelling the organs out of Richard Freed on a massive floating octagon in the
middle of the Borehamwood. Head this way to join our thoroughly worthy cause.
Prefer your entertainment with a little less blood, sweat
and grunting? Come to Ibiza for IMS on Tuesday. It’s light on grappling, but
laden with hilarious, sexy and inventive attempts to get you partying.
Check out last nights hottie, shoving Shimon Defirend
squarely off his perch in the 'looks incredible in a pair of tight culottes'
stakes.
Soccerette?
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