MNF 3rd

MNF  – it’s like X-Men, but on a football pitch in Borehamwood. The next session lands on Monday next week, in typical loudmouth-veiled fashion. Though blighted by the highly inconvenient Rosh Hashanah (Jewish New Year) it’s still definitely worth a squirt – if only to hark fondly back to the days before Damon Letzer's neighbour thought he could make a bigger basement...

Tournament next week has been postponed till March 2017 will keep you updated!

Soccerette?

MNF 26th

Sup.

After spending the past couple of days doing more important things (namely scoffing the last of the mini bar, doing my coushkers at Black Jack and Chicken (Dippers), It will be back to business as usual, kicking off next week with one hell of a game. Just look at the pic below, for starters: the neglected Lithuanian from last night (Left) says hello (well, something like that at least), Scarlett and her incredibly alluring mates made an appearance 2 nights running, and we are on our way downstairs to join them again at a pool party that I’ll be talking about all year, Not that I recommend this sort of thing. At all.

Also  can you double check the Tournament date 8^th October and again let me know if you can play. Those places won't be filled themselves, you know.

Finally, as this Vegas trip comes to the end and the world welcomes back sanity in North London, we reminisce the Nevada group's best verbal cock-ups.

Soccerette Anyone

MNF 12th & 5-A-Side Tournament

If you guessed that what happens to your body one hour after eating a Bic Mac isn't exactly great, then you'd be right…which is why on 8th October (Its a Saturday!) we are entering a team (possibly two) for this 5-a-side competition and fantastic charity, I need top know if you want in, as spaces are filling up quickly! 

http://raysofsunshine.org.uk/product/generation-sunshine-football-tournament/

Its £15 per player (we need 7, which obviously goes to charity) not the White Range Rover Petrol Fund.

I think the quality will be good so a top test for MNFers  

if your not interested then how about the absolute back-to-basics guide to growing a beard properly, and the best way to care for it…by Joel Romaner

Im off to Ibiza with these lovelies from last night – so who fancy’s the Soccerette?

MNF 5th

Afternoon!

Just got of a 12 hour flight from Shanghai? If you did, you’ll be feeling a touch bleary-eyed this morning. And the office is an evil, evil place when you’ve only had four hours sleep. Optrex might help, but infinitely less bastadly than going straight to a club and DJing: Vicky, Vanessa, & Rochelle the 3 young and pleasantly corruptible girls that hung around me all night. From the moment the posh blonde opened her mouth to reveal big white teeth and a gentle lisp, I was smitten. Probably in quite a cool way.

WAIT! Before you go wandering off to the in-laws for Shabbut Shalom, let me know who’s in for the Soccerette?