Friday, 2 September 2016

MNF 5th


Afternoon!

Just got of a 12 hour flight from Shanghai? If you did, you’ll be feeling a touch bleary-eyed this morning. And the office is an evil, evil place when you’ve only had four hours sleep. Optrex might help, but infinitely less bastadly than going straight to a club and DJing: Vicky, Vanessa, & Rochelle the 3 young and pleasantly corruptible girls that hung around me all night. From the moment the posh blonde opened her mouth to reveal big white teeth and a gentle lisp, I was smitten. Probably in quite a cool way.


WAIT! Before you go wandering off to the in-laws for Shabbut Shalom, let me know who’s in for the Soccerette?

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