MNF 2nd

Dear treasured MNFer,

You may have twigged by now that MNF has the habit of running a first-come, first-served place in Mondays game for those quick to the inbox on a Friday. First up: 8-aide to be held at the new, improved, a-shit-load-bigger and better Borehamwood FC. The Darks are taking on the Whites in a centenary rematch of last weeks game. Want in? Email me here to claim a space.

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 25th

Morning!

Happy New Year Peeps!

As with most odd-numbered years, there’s not much to look forward to on 2017’s ibiza calendar. Following the Tuesday Night debacle, I’m already writing off Borehamwood FC for the next month or so. Even my last trip to White Isle Likely to be delayed now that Uber have lost their license.

Thankfully, I’m committed to the future of your sporting pleasure. Which is why I’ve secured a 10 week slot at the newly revamped Hertsmere Centre (where we were before) 8-9 pm – the practically no-holds-barred painfest of moving back and forward with BWFC still needs to be sorted out – so putting this onto the remainder of the MNF calendar helps a bring a bit of normality back home…

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 19th (Tuesday)

There’s one guy in the MNF crew who hadn’t had a girlfriend in over ten years. That’s a decade of no lady love. That’s really bad. Fortunately for him he had a cleaner so for those on the prowl for sexytimes he can give you some top tips… in the form of several alluring models from yesterday. So you can mix watching pics of semi-naked women with learning about how to meet semi-naked women. Now there’s some great news, as well as having our first Monday Night Football on a Tuesday…

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 11th

Hello 

In a deeply selfish and short-sighted way, I missed Shimon Defruad this week. The man is rarely much more than comprehensible but never less than entertaining. Hopefully he’ll be back next week for a parting tribute

I've also got 15 other spaces up for grabs. Reading this in 'fat chance' late-evening territory (Dan Reese)? You've definitely missed out - but there's some MNFers that are band by way of consolation. And a quick nod to the Gink, who's away in Dubai (because it’s so hot no one wants to go therefore its cheap!)  this week on a (working) holiday. He specifically told me not to link to any ‘Beaker’ pictures of him, so that's exactly what I’m going to do. take it Gingbag . With your Girlie cocktail and sunburn.

Soccerette Anyone? 

MNF 4th

Afternoon!

I don’t want to belittle the evidence that investing in an MNF subscription is the single best way of conserving your pocket money in these financially prickly times. But great as it is, MNF subscriptions can’t compete with having an great girl under your arm. Got one? Lucky git. Want one? There’s were a few at McQueen last night. Get hunting…

Alternatively, check out MNF’s New Pitch. It’s got all the shiniest and most desirable mod cons available to man, reviewed and rated. Where appropriate, I’ve fixed the time to at least get the next 2 weeks back at Borehamwood there is a slight increase to £6 (because its so good) but you might get to see the body of an anatomically impossible brunette walking around the car park. Where too tricky (or inappropriate), I’ve asked the brunette to drape herself over the bonnet of Marc Ratzgers Motor. It’s win-win.

Soccerette Anyone?