Afternoon!
I don’t want to belittle the evidence that investing in an MNF subscription is the single best way of conserving your pocket money in these financially prickly times. But great as it is, MNF subscriptions can’t compete with having an great girl under your arm. Got one? Lucky git. Want one? There’s were a few at McQueen last night. Get hunting…
Alternatively, check out MNF’s New Pitch. It’s got all the shiniest and most desirable mod cons available to man, reviewed and rated. Where appropriate, I’ve fixed the time to at least get the next 2 weeks back at Borehamwood there is a slight increase to £6 (because its so good) but you might get to see the body of an anatomically impossible brunette walking around the car park. Where too tricky (or inappropriate), I’ve asked the brunette to drape herself over the bonnet of Marc Ratzgers Motor. It’s win-win.
Soccerette Anyone?
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