MNF 26th

Sup.

After spending the past couple of days doing more important things (namely scoffing the last of the mini bar, doing my coushkers at Black Jack and Chicken (Dippers), It will be back to business as usual, kicking off next week with one hell of a game. Just look at the pic below, for starters: the neglected Lithuanian from last night (Left) says hello (well, something like that at least), Scarlett and her incredibly alluring mates made an appearance 2 nights running, and we are on our way downstairs to join them again at a pool party that I’ll be talking about all year, Not that I recommend this sort of thing. At all.

Also  can you double check the Tournament date 8^th October and again let me know if you can play. Those places won't be filled themselves, you know.

Finally, as this Vegas trip comes to the end and the world welcomes back sanity in North London, we reminisce the Nevada group's best verbal cock-ups.

Soccerette Anyone

MNF 12th & 5-A-Side Tournament

If you guessed that what happens to your body one hour after eating a Bic Mac isn't exactly great, then you'd be right…which is why on 8th October (Its a Saturday!) we are entering a team (possibly two) for this 5-a-side competition and fantastic charity, I need top know if you want in, as spaces are filling up quickly! 

http://raysofsunshine.org.uk/product/generation-sunshine-football-tournament/

Its £15 per player (we need 7, which obviously goes to charity) not the White Range Rover Petrol Fund.

I think the quality will be good so a top test for MNFers  

if your not interested then how about the absolute back-to-basics guide to growing a beard properly, and the best way to care for it…by Joel Romaner

Im off to Ibiza with these lovelies from last night – so who fancy’s the Soccerette?

MNF 5th

Afternoon!

Just got of a 12 hour flight from Shanghai? If you did, you’ll be feeling a touch bleary-eyed this morning. And the office is an evil, evil place when you’ve only had four hours sleep. Optrex might help, but infinitely less bastadly than going straight to a club and DJing: Vicky, Vanessa, & Rochelle the 3 young and pleasantly corruptible girls that hung around me all night. From the moment the posh blonde opened her mouth to reveal big white teeth and a gentle lisp, I was smitten. Probably in quite a cool way.

WAIT! Before you go wandering off to the in-laws for Shabbut Shalom, let me know who’s in for the Soccerette?

MNF 22nd

Did everyone catch Richard Ashley at MNF this week? That's because the poor man was wrapped up at home with a blanket, not battling through a gruelling football game with a sniffly nose and suspect balance. But hey, he’s got fight in him, and you need that when putting yourself up for Facebooker of the Year Award. Just ask Damon Letzer! 

So while there’s no discernible pattern to the teams, it’s clear that I'm being thorough in my use of our excellent voting mechanic. Nobody’s out of the running and nobody’s been cast out as a snakebite-grade punter. There’s all to play for, especially on Monday as next week’s winners are going to be on youtube - meaning you’ll be able to rewind and fast forward her as much as you please. And pause when Ratzger falls over.

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 16th

 

Afternoon!

As with most August’s, the only thing to look forward to is MNF. Following the Richard Ashley injury debacle, I’m already nearly writing off the rest of the year and the next time he’s allowed out on a social (worth caring about) is still over a 12 months away. Even Shimon Defriend is likely to piss away his chance at playing Monday night now that he’s getting regular love from Marc Ratzger in Marbs.

Thankfully, MNF is committed to the future of your sporting pleasure. Which is why I’ve launched a campaign to get both Singer & Bradley back as regulars – the practically no-holds-barred goalfest enjoyed by 15 MNFers men and Damon Letzer –. Just imagine it – Deniz Aziz & Richard Freed pummelling the organs out of Sing Sing or the other way round?! Head this way to join my thoroughly worthy cause.

Soccerette Anyone?

MNF 8th

Today I provide you with another ridiculously hot female specimen to feast your greedy eyes on. Bulgarian model Sylvia who caught my eye last night. What's your verdict? Check out McQueen Outdoor again tonight & If that doesn't do it for you, delve over to Trent Park tomorrow lunch time for a bit of 51st State. And don't forget the party at Space Ibiza on Sunday, not interested? alright try a bit of MNF on Monday then….  

Soccerette Anyone??