MNF 27th

Anybody who's ever engaged in a phone conversation with Damon Letzer (about MNF) will know that it's one of the most difficult things that a human being could ever do…

The Gingbag of MNF tells us how he managed to go from wannabe SugarDaddy.com customer to the Perfect Husband everyone wants with his new found confidence…

It'd be bloody difficult to find a man (or woman) on this planet who doesn't love having 2 keepers, and that's why Bradders might be a unmitigated MNF legend…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 13th

Apparently Long distance running turns you into a Sex God so Bin the hair gel, burn down the wardrobe and flush away your aftershave - they're useless now. All you need is a big pair of Clair Rayner's …

MNF Vice Chairman Turkish Azizberg has revealed that his 1989 Arsenal kit is the sole reason for the getting the game going…

So lets give a warm round of applause for one of our longest serving members who celebrates his Burfday Today - Mr Paul Chilli Con Carnie Churchill 

Oh and if anyone is thinking about palming me off with a couple of 1 euro coins or not paying subs before the game they can have a nice cosy night in on Monday...  

Soccerette Anyone? 

MNF 30th

Not all MNF Can have me scoring! Paul Grotts set me up a few times this week but it wasn't to be ( I blame the solar eclipse!)– however 6 in 4 aint bad and it felt bloody amazing...

Next weeks MNF is at approximately 20:00 (GMT) and will last one hour. You can't sleep in or work late, because you'll miss it. If you do accidentally sleep in or work late, Like the Eclipse it'll be 2026 before you get chosen again. By which time, we may have destroyed so much of the planet that everyone will be too busy fighting over a part of it to stand on to see what’s going on anyway.

It gonna be a glorious game jam-packed full of brilliant skill you won't find anywhere else…

Miami Soccerette Anyone???

MNF 15th

It's been a while, but I'm still a little bit obsessed with scoring goals (5 in 3?!), MNF's hottest hairy export and first time Half marathon runner...  

If you haven't sponsored me click here https://www.justgiving.com/Max-Bloom2/ every penny counts - it's this Sunday and Mr Chilli is dragging me round for an amazing cause..

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Does your Instagram feed need a spring clean? Here are 2 ridiculously sexy girls from last night you'd be silly not to follow in 2015...

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 9th

So far in 2015 I think I'm right in saying, I've scored 4 in 2 which for me is pretty g-d damn exciting, yes there are haters - (it was an own goal, no keepers, I let it in, blah blah) but I've had a bounce in my step all week which is handy as its taking my mind of running 13 miles with the king of Marathons and fitness Sir Paul Chilli Churchill, if you've donated already your Cool-O-Meter (not a cool word in itself) is off the hook but what matters the most right now…is the cause

https://www.justgiving.com/Max-Bloom2/

Oh and if you fancy the Soccerette?

MNF 2nd

Damon Letzer and fellow MNF Mitch may seem as if they are hanging up their boots, but you don’t need to be very, very sad about it…

Ive surveyed yesterdays Birthday Wishes social media landscape, calibrated its Cool-O-Meter (not a cool word in itself) and worked out who made the most effort…no worries though you can redeem yourself and sponsor me in my half marathon in 2 weeks RIGHT HERE

 – oh and I think Mr Dicker needs some lovin after having a metal plate inserted in his leg a few weeks ago – see below

Poor Madonna fell arse over cape at the BRIT Awards this week. And if you didn't belly laugh like a pissed Father Christmas and watch the Vine over and over again, you're a damn liar…

If you're ready for a bit of 50 Shades of Grey-style football, here's how to make that happen on Monday…

Soccerette Anyone??

MNF 23rd

OK we are gonna count down the 16 men (and women) who, right now – at this very moment in time – rule the ever-shifting universe of bleeding-edge cool MNFers.

So the time’s come: roll up those sleeves, clean the boots and get ready to be intimate with some doe. (your subs), Borehamwood is at long last, manly.

Still trying to did out the behind the scenes of Allstar Family Fortunes to find out whether the MNF still has a place in today’s footballing world of billionaire players and media owners.

Soccerette Anyone??