MNF 1st

Hullo,
Bradley, eh? Bloody mental, that’s what that was. One minute he’s moaning he cant get a game, the next he’s pulling out whilst I’m in Japan. That’s a bit like going to break up with your girlfriend and marrying her instead. Biggest turnaround since Dave Lee turned out not to have a penis and Gingbag started fancying him again. It’s going to be some time ‘til we can trust Burkstar again. But we will. I couldn’t trust those ‘fishy pasties’ I had last night and spent most of today regurgitating. But I gave them a second chance. And now I love them. Mmm.
Enjoy the weekend, look who’s coming over….. – who fancy’s the soccerette???

Teams MNF 25th

Hello,

This week: a very special guest intro spot from MNF’s Japanese player, Warren Weener.

Warren writes: Ouroboros is an ancient symbol that depicts a snake devouring its own tail. The symbol first began appearing in 14th-15th century Albigensian printing watermarks. Primarily it represents cyclicality, eternal return and a sense of something constantly recreating itself, much like the MNF email. Each week you receive one, and each week it combines new with old, funny with sad, breasts with bottom. Change can be hard, as can loss. But they can also be positives. As one door closes, another one opens. When Richard Ashley had to pull out because of a spot it was hard, but then Bradley stepped in, Damon pulled out to be replaced by Ron K and all was well again. Don’t fear change, change is exciting. As former Labour politician Harold Wilson said: "The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery." Enjoy the game, and I’ll be collecting the dosh next week so don’t forget X means owed.

Well done Warren. You are excellent. Just like last weeks highlights………………..

Darks

1. Perilly
2. Didge
3. Warren
4. DJ X 1
5. Gotts
6. The Rat
7. Dave Lee
8. Cooper

Whites


9. Chilli
10. Vinnie
11. Bradley
12. Jason D
13. Dan Reese
14. Baum
15. Turk
16. Ron k X 1

MNF 25th Japan

Hello,

Japan=Cool. Upper Class Virgin=Totally Cool. First Flight in Ages=Craped myself.

Anyways I’m here and its warm, Think the Weener is too, although haven’t bumped in to him yet, reckon a few more hours and he’ll be falling out of some dodgy bar run by Nigerians in Roppongi so in the meantime and whilst im still compos mentis I’m sending out the MNF blog – I’m also attaching the link to Mondays highlights on youtube right here, they’re good, very good in fact, yes the shaky hand man is in action but unfortunately that’s how its gonna be for a while, ok its not as good as Bale’s performance on Wednesday night but its dam sight better than the song we White Hart Lane faithful sing, here’s a pic of tonight’s sushi partner, anyone fancy the soccerette???

Teams MNF 18th

Hello,
You guys. It’s for you I’ve spent that last few months working behind the scenes to bring you a better, redder MNFmassive.com. I’m very proud of it, but it won’t be fully finished for another four weeks, so we’ll save the party ‘till then. In the meantime, let me know what you think of last weeks highlights with the music. Just be nice.
Let me know asap if you cant make it Enjoy the game...please remember to pay before you play and X means owed from last week………..

Darks
1. Baum
2. Gink
3. Dan r
4. Vinnie
5. Cooper
6. Chilli
7. iain
8. Dave Jones


Whites

9. Dave Lee
10. Deniz
11. Gotts
12. Jason D
13. Ratz
14. Didge
15. Perilly
16. Damon

MNF 18th

Hello
How exciting for 41-year-old Richard Ashley. He’s going to the Matt Goss gig on Tuesday night, which is a classy, Michael Buble type of event, except better. Basically Deniz Aziz is missing out. Mark Ratzger is the MNFer you never hear about. It’s unfair, really. But Shimon Defraud is still on is 3rd Honeymoon so it’s time for The Rat to STEP THE BLOODY HELL UP. In a bikini. So goodbye then. Have a nice Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Stay out of trouble. Drink some cold cider. BUT BEFORE YOU GO: the new edited Highlights with and without Tunige, and my commentary that basically says 'GREAT' every 2 secs....Soccerette Anyone???

Teams

Hello,

M=Monday. N=Night. F=Football.

Deniz is totally BACK, playing tonight in MNF. Vinnie will be there, probably wearing something silly on his head. To celebrate the game I’ve brought back the HD camera. Visit our very own youtube to watch all the previous highlights if you like.

Defrauds still away but Damon will be there: Masterclasses, (For Gingbag £40) Skill sampling (Dave Lee) and 16 types of delicious attitude. So if you can’t play let me know ASAP as I have at least 4 MNFers that want a game……

Enjoy tonight….


Darks

1. Damon
2. Cooper
3. Ian chap
4. Vinnie
5. Gink
6. Dave Lee
7. Jason d
8. Dan Reese

Whites

9. Ron k
10. Chilli
11. Didge
12. The rat
13. Perilly
14. Baum
15. Deniz
16. Gotts

MNF 11th

Afternoon.
Liverpool in the relegation zone, eh? BONKERS. Question: Which MNFers are the easiest to wind up and why? Send your answers, with anecdotal evidence. The most amusing email wins a place in Mondays MNF. You know, to grind. And chance to sit in Deniz Azizbergs new motor, it’s a porky you know! also if anyone wants to play in a 11 aside friendly one off for Shenley United synagogue this Sunday morning at Hatfield against Brady Macarbi, drop us a line………..
Enjoy the weekend!! Soccerette Anyone???

MNF 4th Football Lessons

Hello,
Welcome to October. A good month for people who pay for One To One Football lessons (Gingbag its made NO difference, is it a Landmark one??!) get your money back son, a bad month for people who hate 911 drivers don’t use your roaming if you brought your phone from Deniz Azizberg. BE CAREFUL. I know a guy who did, whilst in Ibiza and was found three days later with a massive bill, rocking back and forth on the bathroom shouting “I’ve Never Heard Of Cell Phone Store!!” Weird. I don't see him much anymore, But you might see this below on Monday night………..
So let’s do this. MNF, who fancys the Soccerette????