MNF 3rd The First Of 2011

Hi there,
A brand new Year. Weren’t expecting that, were you? Not on the last day of the year. Not when it was the Jonathan Defraud New Years Eve Party is on tonight and I hope to drink enough sugary cocktails to kill a reasonably sized pig. Not when I should be sitting around coming up with new and exciting MNF emails and waiting for the first one of the year to come. Or to find out how the Wogmans & Ratzgers celebrated Christmas, But hey, there you go. Surprise!
Have a great 2011, play nice, chill out and eat well. Just don’t get too fat. Fat is not cool. Unless you’re David Lee. Oh, and Santa. Santa is SAFE.
Soccerette Anyone...

MNF 20th

Aloha,
It's all over, then. X Factor is done and dusted for another year. What did we learn? That, after hundreds of thousands of entrants, millions of votes, and a lot of judge-based bickering, it's impossible to find anyone that can sing a Biffy Clyro song better than Biffy Clyro.
Also, Deniz Azizberg & Robert Baum let us down on Monday. The MNFer merry-go-round is moving so fast these days I'll probably need a football manager version of X Factor soon.
Katie Weissel can play Damon.
Christmas Soccerette anyone????

MNF 13th Teams

Richard Ashley, yeah? Know him? Slightly ging? 45 Years old? Recently had a tea and cake party at his soon-to-be 6 bedroom 5 bathroom mickey in Cockfosters also does a bit of IT for RBS, Damon Letzer’s been in marketing for one for a million years because kids bloody well LOVE a bit of online gambling Yeah? You with me? Want to go see them both live with at MNF and just 14 other people? Then go
Teams

Darks

1. Jason
2. Didge
3. Dan Reese
4. Baum
5. Turk
6. Perilly
7. Chilli
8. TBC

Whites

9. Singer
10. Gink
11. Coops
12. Silver
13. Iain
14. Shimon
15. Damon
16. TBC

MNF 13th

Hullo there,
Right now, I’m watching Mondays MNF and Shimon Defriends flick on, He refers to himself as the "ambassador of skill" which is pretty much the best thing I've ever heard anyone refer to themselves as and I want you to think about that for a little while when watching him trip up the Gink at about 1 min in. HERE ON YOUTUBE What can you truly say you are the ambassador of, hmm? If the answer is "very little", make that your number one goal this weekend. Imagine going to MNF on Monday and announcing to everyone that you’ve had a life-changing Saturday and Sunday because via a series of difficult tasks you have become the ambassador of getting out of going shopping with your bird. Yeah, now you’re listening. Defraud & Woggers in Selfridges. On TK Max maybe, or with the Ratzgers.

MNF 6th Teams

Hullo,
What a weekend it's been since we last spoke. Wikileaks, Leslie Nielsen, snow, shambolic goings-on at FIFA, Deniz Azizberg hosting a table @ the Rays Of Sunshine Ball. But then he did bid 25k for Britains Got Talent backstage passes while his Missus was chatting up Olly Murs and everything was alright again. Come on MNF, Teams below please don’t be late…..

Darks

1. Gink
2. Warren
3. Jason d
4. Chilli
5. Shimon
6. Deniz
7. Dan Reese
8. Gotts

Whites

9. Silver
10. Damon
11. Cooper
12. Perilly x1
13. Singer
14. Baum
15. Vinnie
16. The Rat

MNF 6th

Alright?

Brr. Bit parky, isn’t it? If this cold snap doesn’t let up soon I’m gonna have to issue ‘snoods’ for you to wear @ MNF. Still, it’s December, which means Defraud & The Rat are going on another Holiday, Gingbag has signed up for another month on sugardaddy.com, and The Grotts is gonna be on time…..
P.S. About that snood… Not really – we’re not Simon Defriend. Who wants more fun then a FIFA voting committee meeting in Zurich? Or just fancy’s the Soccerette I met last night???